New Boy Scout Pledge

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What a disgrace--and if you didn't find it as such, so are you

Was;

'On my honor, I will do my best
To do my duty to God and my country and to obey the Scout Law;
To help other people at all times;
To keep myself physically strong, mentally awake and morally straight.'

 

Is Now;

'On my honor, I will hate the Democrats,

pledge my loyalty to the president, not my country, obey his command,

help only the wealthy;

to keep myself physically fit, like our glorious leader--err--scratch that,

mentally strong--that doesn't apply, either,

but for sure the first three!'

 


Submitted: July 25, 2017

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hullabaloo22

Pure brilliance, Mike. You captured the whole thing perfectly!

Tue, July 25th, 2017 9:03pm

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Thank you, Hully!

Tue, July 25th, 2017 2:05pm

jaylisbeth

Haha! I love your sarcasm and humor, Mike.

Tue, July 25th, 2017 9:44pm

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Thank you, J.B!

Tue, July 25th, 2017 3:06pm

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