My big, Fat Cat

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
This is a great (or maybe stupid) excuse to give your teacher when you have "forgotten" your homework at home( Or maybe was just too lazy to attempt it).

Submitted: July 26, 2017

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Submitted: July 26, 2017



I own a big fat cat-
The fattest for miles around
and wherever there's lots of food,
that's where he'll be found

He's really good at eating,
It's a talent, I suppose
and I'm sure if he keeps at it
he'll win all talent shows

I own a big fat cat- 
He weighs at least a ton
He couldn't run to save his life 
Yes, he isn't much fun

His favourite room's the kitchen,
(I'm sure we all know why)
He eats just about everything
So that's why with a sigh...

I'd like to tell you teacher,
I'd like to tell you straight,
I might have "accidentally" dropped 
my homework in his plate


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