Limericks Made During Rough Times and Child Labour

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Games!
This is what happens when I need to work 8 hours with no breaks at a store in a resort village with hardly any customers.

Submitted: July 27, 2017

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Submitted: July 27, 2017



There once was a guy at a store Who worked there but wanted no more. So he acted real tough, And yelled, "That's enough! I'm quitting to become a whore!"

I was hanging out at the lake, When suddenly, I had to rake. The job got old, Until I struck gold, But sadly, it was fake.

A man once recorded a rap And claimed it would make your feet tap. The words were bad, The singing was sad, And it ended up sounding like crap.

One Saturday it was too hot To do anything that we thought. So we went bike riding And went dumpster diving But sadly, we were caught.

There once was a great place to golf Until the funding came to a halt. They planted some trees, Which is great for me, 'Cause it's a place to hang out and cool off.

At work there was a notepad Which I found totally rad. I thought, "Here's the trick! I'll write limericks! But all if them turned out bad.

This thing took me long to write On a phone, which really bites So you should hit "shelf", And you know what else? Maybe you should smash the "like"!

Y this formatting bullsnit? Sorry about what you had to go through. I'll fix it once I get a computer.

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