Super Flight Attendant

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Flight attendants or cabin crew are members of an aircrew employed by airlines primarily to ensure the safety and comfort of passengers aboard commercial flights. Elizabeth, known as Liz, is a flight attendant. She is from England, and ended up working as an air hostess cause she couldn’t make her dream to become a secret agent come true.

Submitted: July 28, 2017

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Flight attendants or cabin crew are members of an aircrew employed by airlines primarily to ensure the safety and comfort of passengers aboard commercial flights. The job of a flight attendant revolves around safety to a much greater extent than those of similar staff on other forms of transportation.

Elizabeth, known as Liz, is a flight attendant. She is from England, and ended up working as an air hostess cause she couldn't make her dream to become a secret agent come true.

"I've always wanted to be a spy, and frankly I'm a little surprised that British intelligence has never approached me."

There was no gender equality at the time in British intelligence, and they preferred to hire a man: "Austin Powers", the "International Man of Mystery". She could have been a Bond girl, but she was not interested. She wanted to have a name on her own. She was definitely a big girl.

She was on board of the Atlantic International flight to Los Angeles with the "Passenger 57", Wesley Snipes. On board were also International psychopath terrorist Charles Rane and his two FBI escorts, Rane's henchmen and of course, Austin Powers. The flight turned out to be a nightmare. Indeed, it ended in a shooting. Hopefully, Austin Powers came on top and took control of the situation. Liz was so impressed that she would later call him "The Spy Who Shagged Me". And when they did shag in the hotel room after they got rid off the hitman named Random Task; she became officially an Austin girl instead of a Bond girl. It was probably more fun to face Dr. Evil than Goldfinger, Jaws, Kananga, Scaramanga, and the most terrifying of all: Nick Nack.

Before getting involved with Austin Powers, she dated for years Hugh, a bookseller from Notthing Hill. She enjoyed their intimate moments in the bedroom for a specific reason.

"I don't want someone to watch sports in bed. That drives me nuts."

Hugh didn't watch sports in bed; he read books instead. But what drove her nuts over the years was his silence. She wanted to talk; he wanted to read. She ended reading books in bed instead of having sex. It became a problem cause she had too much energy, and book reading doesn't burn calories.

"I like people to match my energy."

They were a very good match intellectually. But sexually Hugh didn't match Liz's energy. After "The Long Winter" in Notthing Hill, they were on "Dangerous Ground". Liz got fed up and wanted to break up with Hugh. That's when she got on board of the flight where she would meet Austin Powers. Meanwhile, Hugh would meet a Hollywood superstar named Julia while working at his book store (see Super Bookseller).

Liz was so "Bedazzled" by the power of Austin that she had to work really hard to match his energy. The only problem was that Austin watched sports in bed. Hopefully she got an idea how to deal with the situation. Whenever she wanted to have sex, while he was watching sports in bed; she would straddle him as if she was riding a horse and start her "cowgirl show". Austin learned that he could watch sports and do it at the same time. Liz would then fall asleep in his arms totally satisfied, while Austin would keep watching sports till late into the night. There's always a way to make the two partners happy. You just have to try different things and make some adjustments till you come up with something that work for both partners.

When she was dating Hugh she became aware of her power of seduction. She improved her look and image using makeup.

"I always wear make-up as I've never seen the point of looking less than your best."

She wanted her boyfriend to tell her:

"You're simply the best. better than all the rest,

Better than anyone, anyone I ever met."

She even managed to make them sing these lines. She used a very good excuse to improve her look.

"Why look worse when you can look better?"

I guess, everybody would be convinced she's right after seeing her in the black Versace dress at the premiere of Four Wedding and a Funeral that turned her into a sex symbol.

"So, goodnight Liz. Austin Powers asked the British intelligence to hire you. From now on you are a secret agent named Vanessa Kensington".


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