Super Federal Agent

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Among law enforcement careers, federal agents are some of the most-sought after careers within criminal justice and criminology in the United States. They are employed by The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), the domestic intelligence and security service of the United States. It is the principal federal law enforcement agency. When “Murder by Numbers” raised alarmingly Sandra decided to work a as federal agent.

Submitted: August 03, 2017

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Among law enforcement careers, federal agents are some of the most-sought after careers within criminal justice and criminology in the United States. They are employed by The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), the domestic intelligence and security service of the United States. It is the principal federal law enforcement agency.

When "Murder by Numbers" raised alarmingly Sandra decided to work as a federal agent. She is also a beauty queen. But don't get fooled by the look; she always wears handcuffs under her dress. She is "Armed and Fabulous". She is an expert in self-defense. She defies "Gravity" with her leaps. She also defies manhood at the FBI with her hips and her lips, a world dominated by men. She's not interested in "The Thing Called Love". She turned down all her male colleagues romantic interests. She gets along very well with everybody at work. This is why her co-workers dubbed her "Miss Congeniality".

When she first started at the FBI she was somehow naive. She asked her boss:

"Who Do I Gotta Kill?"

She was told that they only killed as a last resort. She then asked if there was "A Time to Kill". Her boss told her whenever she faced an armed terrorist. FBI agents usually work in pair. As she was a woman, her boss made her work with "Demolition Man", the strongest and biggest federal agent of the agency. Their first mission was to discover "Who Shot Patakango", "A Fool and His Money". Only "Minions" were stupid enough to shoot money. To learn more about them they asked their informer, the "Loverboy". He told them Minions are small, yellow creatures who have existed since the beginning of time, evolving from yellow single-celled organisms into beings who exist only to serve history's most despicable masters. The Loverboy provided Sandra and Demolition Man with a shortlist of minions with criminal records: Dave, Stuart, Jerry, Kevin, Carl, Jorge, Tim, and Phil. The crime occurred at "The Lake House". They went to the site to investigate. They asked questions to the neighbors "Kate & Leopold". They heard the shooting, but didn't see anything.

Sandra was very intuitive. She had a "Premonition" while "Making Sandwiches" at home. She had a vision of "The Prince of Egypt", Hosni Mubarak, being killed while driving to the White House for an official visit. A fatal car accident involving the "Cruise Control". To "Close the Net" on the criminals she had to get first. The night before The Prince of Egypt had to drive to the White House, she watched the official car all night long. Then, in the middle of the night two small shadows appeared by the car. She made a leap forward defying "Gravity", and caught the two minions before they realized what was happening. She handcuffed them and brought them to the FBI headquarter with the help of Demolition Man, her teammate. The two minions were identified as Tom and Jerry. Sorry, I mean... Tim and Jerry. During the interrogation process they admitted the crime of Patakango, a fool and the money. They also admitted other crimes: rolling their leader T-Rex down a volcano, getting their caveman leader eaten by a bear, crushing a Pharaoh under the pyramids, burning Dracula on his birthday party, and accidentally firing a cannon at Napoleon. As a punishment, they were imprisoned in a dungeon to be tortured by Herb.

Now that you know about Sandra's life as a federal agent. What about her life as a beauty queen?

"Your imperfections are what make you beautiful."

So, what are Sandra imperfections? She always wears handcuffs with her, which means she's a dangerous woman. She sometimes have sex with criminals. And in the middle of the session she would pull out the handcuffs and arrest them. In bed her hips don't lie, and she always gets what she wants. For criminals, a beautiful woman who arrest them in bed cannot be perfect, cause it means their crime was not perfect.

"The most beautiful woman in the world is the one who protects and supports other women"

This is why she's a federal agent beside of being a beauty queen: to protect and support other women in priority. After the arrest of the minions she decided to specialize in femicides.

"Competing with other women wastes a lot of time, and I'm just not very good at it."

This is why she competes with men at the FBI instead. She is very good at it. She seduces them to beat them more easily, something that don't work with women. She uses her beauty queen attributes and her defying "Gravity" ability. And if it doesn't work, she has her secret weapon; the handcuffs under her dress and her hips who don't lie.

"I like normal, simple, good people."

She is talking about herself. It's how she is in everyday life when she's not working. You understand why she prefers to be a federal agent than a professional model. These beauty queens are not normal, simple, and g... people. Or am I wrong?

"So, goodnight Sandra. You are a very special woman "In Love and War" with "The Blind Side" and "The Vanishing" "Forces of Natures".


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