Another average day in Garry and Lisa's terrible life

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Garry and Lisa live a horrible life and in an attempt to change that, they decide to rob a bank.

Submitted: August 07, 2017

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Another average day in Garry and Lisa's terrible life.

 

 

"Garry...how long are we going to live like this,we need to find you a job"

The drunk Garry ignored his wife and took another sip of beer.

"Seriously?, are you just going to ignore me!?"Lisa sighed and sat next to him.

"Give me some of that beer" she snatched the bottle from Garry and gulped it furiously as he gazes at her with an angry look on his face.

"That was my beer Lisa!" Garry yelled,"It's the last one!"

"Fuck off!, i know you stole it from someone's fridge"Lisa let out a loud burp.

"Smell that?, I haven't brushed my teeth in months, i don't even remember the last time i showered"

"What the fuck do you want me to do ?, tell me one thing i can do "

Lisa leaned closer and whispered in his ear,"How about we rob a bank?"

"We talked about this many times Lisa, it's not easy to rob a fucking bank"

"well, do you have any other ideas?"

Garry remained silence.

"i thought so" Lisa threw a bag on the table. "what's that?"

She quickly opened the bag with a big creepy smile on her face.

"GUNS BITCH!", the bag was full of guns and two police vests.
"How the fuck did you get that?"

"You know i have connections, hehe"

Garry grabbed one of the police vests and wore it, "Hey,hey try to shoot me"

Lisa laughed and took one of guns, "Well, Goodbye Garry" she fired the gun at Garry's vest, he didn't feel anything "HOLY SHIT LISA!, It's real deal!" "Told ya"

Lisa and Garry spent the rest of their day shooting each other.

"uh...Lisa?"

"what?"

"we ran out of bullets"

"fuck..."

"Soo, what are we going to do now?"

"Can't we just beat them to death with the guns ?"

"Really?"

"yeah..."

"uh... let's go?"

"sure"

They took two of the guns and ran to the nearest bank. "That's it, let's go"

"Wait, wait....what if we die?"

"Jesus Lisa!, don't say that"

"I mean think about it !, we can't kill anyone with an empty gun"

"We won't have to kill anyone we just need to scare them"

"and what if the guards tried to shoot us?"

"we....,okay let's just go back"

Lisa and Garry returned to their car and drove back home.

"So...what are we doing now"

"Nothing Lisa, we'll just stay here and think about how our lives would have been if we were rich"

"Okay, i'll go steal some food from the neighbors"

"Sure, don't forget my beer"

"You got it"

And so, another average day in Garry and Lisa's terrible life has ended.

-THE END YOU CAN GO HOME NOW-


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