Xavier Cockroachal Damon's, Um, Entirely Fictitious Autobiography: Includes The Missing Years

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The story of the life of Xavier Cockroachal Damon, a rather bizarre life it would be safe to say. An executioner for the CIA at a very young age and I was actually sent on a mission to assassinate
Castro where things, well, got a little strange. The other details of my youth were, let's just say somewhat calamitous, but still Xavier Cockroachal Damon continued on, trying to find that one
good thing in his life that could rescue him from disappoint, disillusionment and despair. It's a life seemingly forever ambushed by the absurd and assaulted by vile, unwanted circumstance to
create a sorry, broken, disjointed dance. It is the life of Xavier Cockroachal Damon, the life of me, who, I suppose I must confess, may have at times been his own worst enemy. But as I traveled
through life did I ever find that one good thing, create a new song I could sing, something that could end forever nightmare scream? Well, life is only ever but a dream. The book contains "The
Missing Years" which details the years not covered when the autobiography was originally published. THE BOOK WILL BE FREE AT AMAZON SEPTEMBER 24TH.

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Start of book

Submitted: August 06, 2017

Chapter 1. And So it Begins...   Copyright 2014-Xavier Cockroachal Damon   I, Xavier Cockroachal Damon, wri... Read Chapter

The Mystery of the Missing Socks

Submitted: September 16, 2017

The Mystery of the Missing Socks By Xavier Cockroachal Damon   Mel, Mel, what the hell Mel!... Um… We are ... Read Chapter

start of "The Missing Years"

Submitted: September 17, 2017

The Missing Years By Xavier Cockroachal Damon Introduction: Hello there, my name is Aaron Aaronson. I am here today to wr... Read Chapter

a little more of "The Missing Years"

Submitted: September 20, 2017

I had researched online the schematics of the prison during the drive, while operating the stick, and steering the wheel, and smoking c... Read Chapter