'McMedia's Restaurant'

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
Clown, or president, or both?

Submitted: August 18, 2017

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"Hi, kids, I'm Blowhard The Happy Clown, and I'd like to welcome you and you parents to the new 'McMedia's Restaurant."

 

"Guaewga! Honk, Honk!" "You know what the sound of my horn means, kids?"

 

"You're a clown without a clue? Man, a restaurant clown from president?"

 

"I was talking to the kids, dad, butt out, and for your information, I'm not the guy you think I am, but I'm damn sure THE best restaurant clown, ever, it's not even close. And tell me, why do you think that's funny; everyone's a comedian, 'clown without a clue?' I'll use your bloody face to mop the floors!"

 

"It's so obvious who you are, you're the idiot ex-president. You can't hide that slouching, pot-bellied figure."

 

"Ah, no I'm not; don't listen to your dad, kids, he lies. In fact, he was lying when he told you guys you could be anything when you grow up; you'll never be anything but the downer losers you already are." "Gawuga, honk honk!"

 

"Why you slope-headed bastard, you really do think you can say anything, don't you?"

 

"I don't think anything, I KNOW it! Now can I take your order? Might I suggest The McNub for you, Dad? Sure, it's on the children's menu, but hey, if the McNub fits... I myself have The McWhopper!"

 

"Why, you dumb bastard--"

 

"Dad, maybe we should just leave?"

 

"Yeah, listen to your little brats, unlike you, they may have some brains!"

 

"That's it, ahhhh!"

 

*****

 

"Hey Sarge, what do you want me to do with these guys?"

 

"Well, arrest the one who's unconscious, and let the dad go; as I'm sure there's plenty of people out there who'd enjoy seeing this unfunny, dangerous bully-clown get what he deserves!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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