Cheese Bucket List

Cheese Bucket List

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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic


"Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese." -G.K. Chesterton So I am writing poems about cheese ! This might take me about 20 years to complete. Its all in first person cheese.

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Table of Contents

Prolog (ver.1)

Lactose Intolerant

Submitted: August 20, 2017

  Do not read any further if you have an allergy to these fine cheeses: Hard Cheese Abbaye du Mont des Cats... Read Chapter

Chapter 1 (ver.1)

Swiss

Submitted: November 29, 2017


I'm just a cheese, sitting on Capital Hill.
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Chapter 2 (ver.1)

Pecorino

Submitted: November 29, 2017


Confessions of a hard cheese.
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Chapter 3 (ver.1)

Blue

Submitted: November 29, 2017


Dip your spicy chicken in it.
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Chapter 4 (ver.1)

Cottage

Submitted: November 29, 2017


Cheese, first person POV.
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Chapter 5 (ver.1)

Sharp Cheddar

Submitted: January 13, 2018

With a slow incision by a dog toothed gnaw,  creamy, sweetly salted and melting in all the right places, pressed by with gentle tong... Read Chapter

Chapter 6 (ver.1)

Palm is On

Submitted: May 21, 2018

Who doesn't like to wrap their hands around a nice piece of cheese, waiting to place it upon their tongue, to dissolve away, melting away... Read Chapter

Chapter 7 (ver.1)

Mozzarella

Submitted: June 03, 2018


Cheese Balls.
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Chapter 8 (ver.1)

Addams Family

Submitted: June 11, 2018


Cousin IT.
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