Death Valley Health Clinic

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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: Romance  |  House: Booksie Classic
This is about a patient suffering from "foot in mouth , head up rectum " disease.
Spoiler alert : The doctor always gives a lollipop.

Submitted: August 21, 2017

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 "Help me Doctor, I put something where it doesn't belong!"

"Well, let us just take a look see then. Now, what exactly are we talking about here ?"

"I seemed to have put my foot in my mouth. Also, I ..."

"Yes, I see that. That explains your muffled words. As for the other part of the problem?"

"Yes, well, as I was saying, I seemed to have shoved my head, while my foot was in my mouth, right up my own ass. Accidentally."

"Wow, I mean, of course. Absolutely. Okay, no need for alarm. And, how did this happen?"

"Does it matter? I am having a really hard time breathing right now!"

"Actually, it really doesn't matter. But, I need to to know for medical reason, what caused this?"

"I thought I knew what I was talking about. My leg flew up, my mouth already opened while speaking and my foot went right in.  The whole entire thing. Size 11. I tried to continue speaking, despite the obstruction, it was just that, as I rambled on, my back suddenly curved forward, down, under and right up between my legs; and it went right up in there. Here, I mean. My head. In my ass. For fuck sake, I feel like a damn pretzel.  Help me ! "

"Ah, I see. A common affliction among many of my patients. Nurse ! Please cancel all my afternoon appointments. Also, if you would, pass me that large scalpel over there. And, no phone calls please." 

"Is this going to hurt Doc?"

"More than you can possibly imagine."

"I better get a lollipop after."

"We'll see."

 


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