'The Trump Delusion Doll'

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic


Pull the string, be reassured!

Submitted: October 11, 2017

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"All the negative comments about your hero getting you down? No amount of defending him changes anything, and earplugs are a hassle. You just have to put up with reading and hearing such wrong-headed comments, right? Wrong, so wrong, introducing the Trump Delusion Doll. Any time you're feeling stressed because the liberal bastards won't listen to reason, or see the unvarnished truth, simply whip it out, The Trump Delusion Doll, that is, pull the string, and hear again the sayings mean shit, but make his 30-some percent base happy, in the voice that launched a thousand unreasonable hopes.

 

"I'll make America great again", "Believe me, we're gonna win so much, you'll get tired of it!," and "I'll drain the swamp!" We at the Beyond Pluto Corporation know you need help clinging to your delusions, and believing all the bullshit that spews from his lying face-hole--err--hope-filled mouth! Liberals will argue that it's not hope filling his mouth, but simply pull the string on The Trump Delusion Doll, and be reassured by The Donald himself!" 


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