Jumbo the Elephant Becomes a Veterinarian

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Jumbo the elephant becomes a veterinarian

Submitted: October 12, 2017

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The white lab coat ceremony began:

elephants, Pit Bulls, mice, dragonflies

came out of their nests...

an alcoholic elephant enraged

comes to terms with a new name

"Doctor Jumbo"

and the children laughed

as Jumbo passed gas

standing in the doctor line

to receive his degree DVM

and Jumbo, sober and straight

this time

lived life on a thin dime...

breaking down the elephant house

then became freinds with a wonderful

mouse...

Jumbo is a veterinarian

with a white lab coat

and stethoscope

he will never have to

take the alcohol dope

again

he is to win

WIN WIN

and no more

SIN SIN

Jumbo my hero

and the methane from

Jumbo's rope tail

filled the room

and the children laughed

at the methane gas

and then he excused himself

& pooped

and one of the new veterinarians

had to scoop


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