Survival Guide Answers For Thinkers

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Submitted: October 13, 2017

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Submitted: October 13, 2017

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Possible answers for a thinker in the age of The Big Dump;

 

Answer the following; 

 

1. You're attending church, and strike up a conversation with a guy who says to you; 'I think President Trump believes in the power of prayer, and guide America will back to greatness."

 

You should respond; A. He's not religious--would a religious man say some of the caveman-era moronic things he has said, such as 'We'll bomb the shit out of them?', and that's about as graphic as I want to get in church." B. 'Are you always this gullible, 'cause if you are, I need a check for 5000 dollars, so I can afford a leg transplant for my starving daughter,' or C; 'That's certainly an optimistic view' while thinking 'I can't believe you graduated from the third grade!'

 

2. Your Uncle Jasper is visiting from out of town; you're watching the news and they're showing a report about 67 percent of Americans disapproving of the job Trump's doing. Your Uncle screams, "Fake news!" at the television, and insists you turn the channel to a rerun of 'Dukes Of Hazzard,' you should answer; A; 'This is my house, f*** you! B; Don't tell me you believe that shit? or C; You certainly have the right to believe what you want," wishing you could add, 'I can't believe I'm related to the missing link; f*** you, moron!

 

You're working at an ice cube tray assembly plant, where your coworker, a dude named Harlan, pipes up with, "I believe he's put America back where it should be."

 

You response should be: A; "Where's that, third-world status?" B.; Harlan, I think you should have your I. Q. retested." Or C. What ever you say, Harlan;" wishing you could add, "Is it break time yet, here's a pack of cigarettes, why don't you go WAY out back, and inhale the whole thing?"

 

Correct answer should always be A; politically-correct answer is always C


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