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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic


'Listen to the rhythm of a damn ringing phone!'

Submitted: October 20, 2017

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"Beep;" 'Hello, we can't come to the phone right now, as we're busy throwing a shit-fit, because you bastards, or another tits-on-a-boar company has called, must be fifteen to twenty times, even though we gratefully signed the do-not-call list, which only served as a container of virtual-reality gasoline thrown on the fire of our very-real anger. We are so enjoying how you somehow managed to get your invasive, annoying asses around the list, and we now enjoy having our dinners interrupted, 8.59 night time friendly calls, or the best yet, getting an automated call at 2 in the morning, from somebody somewhere overseas, where you dread answering because at that hour, surely it must be an emergency. Please press 1 to be slapped upside your loser head with a burning Presto-Log; please press 2 to be electronically dragged behind my '73 Chevy Pickup; please press 3 to hang up now, before I attack with these sharpened hedge clippers. Before pressing a number, please, allow me to express the gratitude of the entire family for your caring inquiry into how we are today; goodbye"


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