A Is For...

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic


Coffee-on-the-brain, I guess!

Submitted: October 24, 2017

A A A | A A A

Submitted: October 24, 2017

A A A

A A A


A is for 'ABSOLUTELY, more coffee!'

B is for 'I BE coffee-free; more!

C is for 'CAN'T I get more coffee?'

D is for 'who DILUTED this coffee? Weak-ass swill!'

E is for "EVERYTHING stands for coffee!'

F is for 'F*** yeah, more coffee!'

G is for 'GEE, more coffee would be nice!'

H is for 'HELL yes, more coffee!'

I is for 'I 'M out of here, coffee's gone!'

J is for 'Just shut up and get me more coffee!'

K is for bastardized spelling of coffee!

L is for, 'Listen, more coffee!'

M is for More, Much More coffee!'

N is for "NO way, coffee's gone?'

O is for OPEN mouth, pour in coffee!'

P is for "PLEASE shut up and get me more coffee

Q is for 'QUICKLY, another cup of coffee!'

R is for 'REFILL coffee, now!'

S is for 'SHIT, I love coffee!'

T is for 'TEA? F*** that; coffee!'

U is for UNBELIEVABLE, coffee's gone!'

V is for coffee is like VIAGRA for your mind!'

W is for 'sure WISH you'd shut it, so I can drink my coffee!'

X is for EXTRA caffeine coffee!'

Y is for 'YEAH, baby, more coffee!

Z is for even ZEBRA'S like coffee!


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