Judy and NOT Judy!

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Judy Collins, and bastardized Judy Collins!

Submitted: November 01, 2017

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Submitted: November 01, 2017



Judy Collins--'Send In The Clowns'


Isn't it rich?
Are we a pair?
Me here at last on the ground,
You in mid-air,
Where are the clowns?

Isn't it bliss?
Don't you approve?
One who keeps tearing around,
One who can't move,
Where are the clowns?
There ought to be clowns?

Just when I'd stopped opening doors,
Finally knowing the one that I wanted was yours
Making my entrance again with my usual flair
Sure of my lines
No one is there

Don't you love farce?
My fault, I fear
I thought that you'd want what I want
Sorry, my dear!
But where are the clowns
Send in the clowns
Don't bother, they're here

Isn't it rich?
Isn't it queer?
Losing my timing this late in my career
But where are the clowns?
There ought to be clowns
Well, maybe next year



NOT Judy Collins--'We Got Us A Clown'


Well, son of a bitch
Got us a nightmare
Me watching cable news,
You're face everywhere
We got us a clown

Enraged 'cause of this
I sure don't approve
You're only good at tearing things down
Nothing can move
Not fit for the job,
You're an limp-biscuit slob

When we tried slamming the door
And signaling 'up yours!'
You guaranteed us a four year nightmare
Of your bullshit lines
You're always there

You're a farce
Our fault I fear
That we thought a dick like you'd give us what we need
Well, shit-o-dear!

We've elected a clown
Send in the clown
Don't bother he's here

You claim to be rich
I need a beer
Losing my shit for four f*****g years
You're just a clown
We've got us a clown
Don't want to hear another four years


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