Doggy Style

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic


funny poem, adult

Submitted: November 03, 2017

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What happened to you?" asked the barman Fred
As I entered the bar with a bandage on my head
"Pour me a drink and I'll tell, it's no laughing matter
And tell your other patrons to quit the chitter chatter"

"Said to the missus yesterday it has been a while"
She replied,"Come outside, we can do it doggy style"
Out on the lawn we went with her down on all fours
Didn't waste any time at all, like two mating labradors

We were both enjoying it, the pleasure immense
Needn't worry about neighbors we have a high fence
Been too long really and my desire had certainly grown
Wasn't going to knock back a chance to bury the bone

Very near to the vinegar stroke, felt so glad to be born
When some mongrel in his car decided he'd toot his horn
Noise was loud and it scared the hell out of my spouse
Without any warning she took off, ran under the house


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