Presidential Form Letter

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Don-Boy's script!

Submitted: November 07, 2017

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Submitted: November 07, 2017

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"To White House Aides-

-the following form letter is to be given to President Trump, following yet-another mass shooting, as he's liable to go off half-cocked at the mouth:

 

"Hello--glad you could hear me today. Is everybody having a good time? Good, glad to hear it. Today, I'm told there's been another mass shooting in _____(fill in blank) I understand the shooter was ______(fill in blank) (If Muslim--'See, build my wall, and this cretin-thug-bastard would have never been in a firing position. This just proves my point, what I've been saying all along, these terrorists are dangerous,and I can stop them, but only if you all quit being Democrats) (If the shooter was white, 'Now is not the time to talk about this, other than I'll add it's a mental health issue, not a firearm issue.' (Pause, acknowledge the applause coming from the guy in the 'I's Smart!' tee shirt.) 'Once again, I urge you all to have some drinks, party, and think about what I've said here today. I bless the United States of America." 


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