Skipper Of The Lust Boat!

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Ah, memories!

Submitted: November 10, 2017

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I've been watching the news about all the guy celebrities being accused of inappropriate, unwanted sexual advances, and it reminded me of the way I was in seventh grade. Granted, I quickly got over the confusion stage, which apparently, these guys haven't or hadn't yet. In sixth grade, you're a lowly deck hand on The Lust Boat, and in seventh, you've been promoted to captain--with no idea how to steer the ship, and there are millions of other boats surrounding yours, and you're expected to maintain a safe distance, and avoid a collision with another ship. Granted, I wouldn't have minded ramming certain other ships, but the Law Of The Sea dictated that you avoided inappropriate rammage--or at least side swiping another vessel.

 

But it was such a confusing time, on one hand--err--bad to mention 'hand'--you were expected not to board another boat, but you knew there was buried treasure to plunder on board the other vessel. Now I'm in no way defending these rain-coaters, what they are accused of doing is despicable, but it reminded me, is all.


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