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Zombies are real!

Submitted: November 26, 2017

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Forget everything you thought you knew

about 'scary', 'cause this ain't no movie,

or fiction book, this shit is real!

If you always thought zombies didn't exist,

let me assure you, their real alright.

Uncle Harlan who's an embarrassment

at family get together's? He's definitely one.

Your coworker Dick? He's definitely another.

Fred down at The Pump and Go? Yep!

They're everywhere, we're surrounded.

Unwilling to listen to the truth or face facts,

they lash out at you and accuse you

of being anti-American--as if your questioning

God, instead of a con man, with the morals of none,

and the brain roughly on a par with the bully-dick

you had to put up with in 8th grade--you know

the one--the ignorant asshole who punched you

for your lunch money--Trumpbots are real,

and you've probably got a zombie for a relative! 

 


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