The Bird

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A Man, A Girl And A Bird Hahaha

Submitted: December 05, 2017

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Submitted: December 04, 2017



A Man Was Sun-bathing Nude At The Beach,a Little Girl Came Up To Him And He Immediately Covered His Penis With A Newspaper.The Girl Then Asked The Man "sir Whats Under There" The Man Replied "A Bird".The Girl Walks Away And The Man Fells Asleep.He Later Wakes Up In A Hospital In Great Pain,a Doctor And A Policeman Was Standing At The His Bed Side.The Doctor Asks Him "sir Do You Remember What Happened" The Man Replied "i Dont Know I Was At The Beach And Fell Asleep After Talking To A Little Girl".The Policeman Then Said " I Asked The Girl What Happened And She Said "i Didnt Do Anything To The Man But While He Was Asleep.I Played With His Bird,it Spat At Me.So I Broke His Neck, Burned His Nest And Smashed The Two Little Eggs".LMAO THE BIRD GOT QUITE A BEATING.

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