IT Parody

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Submitted: December 06, 2017

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The Greatest,Bestest and Smarterest
IT 
parody EVER.
Meet the cast:
: Pennywizz: the real one: the breakdancing clown 
: Gorjee: the boat enthusiast and the 7 year old idiot
: pennywise: the fake one: dancing clown
:stephan prince: totally rich/real and definitely not stephen king
And
: the other guy no ones cares about


Gorjee: NOOOO!!!!! MY INCREDIBLY CHEAP, WEAK, AND wait why am i chasing this thing it's worthless and i can just make another
??…o.k; one, anyway NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(checks watch)OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Pennywise: 12 hours later
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 
Pennywise: shut it, just shut up Gorjee
Gorjee: okay
Pennywise: hi i'm pennywise the dancing cl-
(everyone rushes at Deklan and starts beating him up)
AHHHHHHHHHH NOT THIS AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
Stephan Prince: sorry we're having some…um...technical difficulties....well their not exactly technical difficulties but anyway we’re um back to the show 
The other guy: we need more experienced actors, i'll get them for you sir!
Pennywise: THAT'S IT I QUIT!!!!!
Pennywizz: hi i'm pennyWIZZ! the breakdancing clown, wait did he say he QUIT YES NO MORE IDENTITY FRAUD. No roblox reference intended
/Stephan Prince: wait i love identity fraud james the scare master killed me on the second last part (sad face) I never really played it again after that, but there is an IT game on there it's kind of good well there is multiple games of it.Pennywizz: I SAID NO ROBLOX REFERENCE INTENDED. Anyway i’m Pennywizz the breakdancing clown and this killjoke stole my identity, wait aren’t i supposed to bite this kids arm off and why is there a boat in my hand that says S.S gorjee. 
/Stephan Prince: because you're in my movie (pulls a serious face)
Gorjee: hey thanks for saving my worthless,cheap and weak boat 
Stephan Prince: it’s a boat you can just make another
Gorjee: i already said that twice you know you're doing a pretty bad job of keeping track of things for a director
/Stephan Prince: ( pulls a -_- face)
The other guy: sir, you look annoyed.
/Stephan Prince: noooooo… really sherlock.
Pennywizz: can we just get back to the story already…. Hehehehehehehe i like popcorn
Stephan Prince: OKAY OKAY just stop it you stupid clown 
(pulls a angry face) 
Pennywise: I will be back. Back. back. Back. back. (echo)  I will KILL YOU ALL AND SHOVE YOU IN THE GROUND. 
Pennywizz: hiya Gorjee what a nice worthless, good for nothing, cheap, weak, stupid boat.
Gorjee: why thank you 
Nathan/Stephan Prince: I CAN’T BELIEVE I SPENT ½ OF MY BUDGET ON YOU GUYS!!!.......ughhhh i'm going go to dunkin’ donuts
The other guy: can i come!?
/Stephan Prince: ughhhh fine...
Pennywizz: Gorjee do you like popcorn i’m obsessed with buttered popcorn and caramel.
Gorjee: it sounds like you need help.
Pennywise: it's me Pennywise the dancing clown I shall dance on your graves and i shall eat Gorjee very soon.
(deklan starts dancing)
(everyone beats up deklan)
Pennywise:WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meanwhile At Dunkin’ Donuts

The other guy: i feel like i'm covered in butter now, then again, i'm not stopping. MORE DOUBLE CARAMEL CHOC - CHIP DOUBLE DECKER POUNDER FRIED MEGA ULTRA GIGA SUPER CREAM WHOPPER MINT RAINBOW GALAXY CANDY CORN-[ CRUSTY DONUTS PLEASE!
Nathan/Stephan Prince:*sigh*donut names these days oh and i’m not paying you anymore if you spend it sooooo sooooo sooooo faaaaaaaassssssttt…….why is everyone around me in this world mental…
The other guy: that´s exactly what my therapist said.. Wait…. Are you my therapist?
Pennywizz: hi
The other guy: how did you get here?
Pennywizz: i went through the sewers. How else could i be here, in a car. What do you think I am a normal person HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa………………………….
Stephan Prince: this guy…did he hit his head when he was doing some trippy act at the circus
The other guy: seriously tho,are you my therapist!
Nathan/Stephan Prince: maybe maybe not….
The other guy: you’re my therapist aren't you?
Nathan/Stephan Prince: look but i told you the truth i mean have you seen everyone else in this town they believe in the spaghetti god and wear underpants on the outside of their pants and they eat pet food and say that if you spin a fidget spinner fast enough you can go to the epic spinz dimension, you can’t tell me that’s not a case of insanity or that this is not showing any mental signs 
The other guy: sorry say that again, i was spinning my fidget spinner.
Pennywise: i’m back, time to eat gorjee -
The other guy: dude, you got fired a while ago, also, we are still in dunkin’ donuts.
Nathan/Stephan Prince: Yes i fired you pennywise first your a fake, second you are loony, third you just can’t do your job properly like alllllllllllllllllllllll the other actors  
Pennywise: you didn’t let me finish my sentence, i was going to eat Gorjees BOAT.
Pennywizz: can i have a triple chocolate glazed donut with fries melted on it, i also want it deep fried and stuffed in a turkey thats also triple glazed with caramel and deep fried ten times thanks guy who looks like he doesn’t care because he thinks i look and am diluted.
The other guy: get one for me too! Also, pennywise is pointing a knife at me, is that weird
Nathan/Stephan Prince: See what i mean you guys can’t do your jobs properly first pennywise the fake one wants to eat the boat not the child, second pennywizz the real one followed us to dunkin’ donuts just like pennywise…….JUST LET ME DUNK DONUTS IN COFFEE IN PEACE….oh yes and i want a mocha.
The other guy: I’M ALLERGIC THOUGH!
Pennywise: HEY we came through the sewers and we think you're mental for coming to dunkin’ donuts. This place is for worthless fat people.
Nathan/Stephan Prince: thats it im ordering a restraining order against you all!
The Other Guy: What about me!? 
Nathan/Stephan Prince: Your…….well your just like me…...NORMAL.
The Other Guy: yay!
Pennywizz: i’ll order one that's one-thousand metres away from you Stephan Prince.
Stephan prince: you could have just said one Kilometre you know.
The other guy: how much is a kilometre, i don't use the metric system.
Stephan Prince: let’s just finish this up i’m nearly out of budget anyway let's see i have spent ¾.

Back At The Studio
Nathan/Stephan Prince: well i guess i'm not rich anymore but everyone stand in a line please i will put a blindfold on all of you it’s a surprise!
Everyone else: OK! (in an interested voice)
(Nathan blindfolds you all and you close your eyes)
Nathan/Stephan Prince: ok here it comes! (nathan hits you all with a baseball bat and you all fall to the ground making groaning sounds)
Nathan/Stephan Prince: man i have to get new actors...
The other guy: (twitches) i'll help you with thaaaatahh...sirrr...…….
Nathan/Stephan Prince: You’re supposed to be knocked out (pulls a -_- face)
The other guy: ohhhh yueaeahhhhhah…….
The End 
Gorjee:(hides one arm behind back)ughhhh i don’t feel so well ughhh….MY ARM!!!(faints)

Everyone says: gorjee went to hospital and well no one knows where his parents are but stephan prince adopted him and paid for the hospital bills and well now has a synthetic arm. P.S stephan prince now has a weird adopted crazy child. 
Nathan/stephan prince: Don’t forget he is mental…
Stephan prince:Oh and remember to
ALL SAY: NEVER NOT NOT BE NORMAL
THE END THIS TIME REAL END!!!
The other guy: even if you have to make a parody of IT

 

 

 


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