'Roy From Alabami'

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Perverted Frosty!

Submitted: December 09, 2017

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"Frosty The Snowman"

Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul,
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
And two eyes made out of coal.

Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale, they say,
He was made of snow but the children know
How he came to life one day.

There must have been some magic in
That Old top hat they found.
For when they placed it on his head
He began to dance around.

O, Frosty the snowman
Was alive as he could be,
And the children say he could laugh and play
Just the same as you and me.

Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul,
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
And two eyes made out of coal.

Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale, they say,
He was made of snow but he came to life one day.

There must have been some magic in
That Old top hat they found.
For when they placed it on his head
He began to dance around.

Frosty the snowman
Knew the sun was hot that day,
So he said, "Let's run
And we'll have some fun
Now before I melt away."

Frosty the snowman
Had to hurry on his way,
But he waved goodbye saying,
"Don't you cry,
I'll be back again some day."

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"Roy From Alabami"

 

Roy from Alabami, was a real piece of work,

12-gauge attitude

was a real throwback jerk

Roy from state senate is a pervert girls would say
he was a letch, the children all did know,
'cause he copped a feel each day

So when some accused him,
he'd angrily deny
just a plot to smear his name,
just Democratic lies


Roy from Alabami, was a real piece of work,
12-gauge attitude,

was a real throwback jerk

Roy from state senate is a pervert girls would say
he was a letch, the children all did know,
'cause he copped a feel each day

Roy wasn't too bright, but this he knew
had Alabamans come what may--

'I'll never say I'm through
elect me now, before I'm put away'

Roy from state senate
had to lie to get his way
but he won despite his sickness
"this I'll just deny,
these morons will believe anything I say"


 

 

 


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