Santa Claus Is Spying on You

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Well, to be honest, I am not a Christian, but I am very well acquainted with the Santa Claus mythos. And as such, I have always thought it kind of weird that the song "Santa Claus Is Coming to
Town" intimates some rather creepy/stalking and voyear aspects of Santa Claus (Father Christmas for MY BRITISH COUSINS - hello family in the UK!!) with respect to insinuations of his knowing as to
your what you may be doing, where you are and the like....I realize I am not a favorite among poetry fans on this website, but, what the F, I like writing weird Sh--, and for those devotes of
strange writings, here is another that expounds upon the possibility of SANTA being a pervert.....for those of you who disdain dark humour, sorry, DO NOT READ THIS OFFERING!!!

Submitted: December 23, 2017

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Oh, you’d better watch out I’m telling you why There’s a pervert watching you all of the time Santa Claus is spying on you

So you’d better not scream You’d better not cry You should know that you can’t hide from that pervert guy Santa Claus is spying on you

He knows when you are sleeping He knows when you’re in school His cameras clearly see your hand Yanking hard on your long tool

So you’d better lay low You’d better behave You can stop his x-rays wearing lead-lined clothes Santa Claus is spying on you

He sees you when you’re showering He watches you get undressed But as for any diddling crimes He has never yet to confess

So you better stay still Stay off his radar screen Don’t take a strange pill putting you into unsweet dreams Santa Claus is spying on you

Some say he was an agent For KGB, CIA or FBI But now he’s just a perverted guy Watching you naked in his eyes

So you’d better lay low Wear your chastity clothes Don’t let that pervert’s stocking stuffer grow Santa Claus is spying on you

Santa will give you a nice present If you keep your big mouth shut Yet chances are you’ll become a viral star On a website full of smut

Oh, you’d better watch out I’m telling you HIDE! There’s a pervert watching you all of the time Santa Claus is spying on you!!! nbsp;


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