The Gay Spider

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Horror  |  House: Booksie Classic


Horror. Humour.

Submitted: January 03, 2018

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The Gay Spider

 

The teeny weeny spider

Crawls through a crack

In the window,

To escape the cold

And snow,

As I lie in bed

Listening to the radio,

To someone preaching

That you reap

Just what you sow.

The spider scampers

Beneath my bedsheets,

I can feel him

Biting my toes,

Then he takes off

Up my legs,

Into my groin,

I can feel the spider

grow and grow.

Oh No! Not fellatio!

Now the spider's spinning

A large web

All around my bed,

In all the colours

Of the rainbow.

I glimpse his face,

Well I'll be damned,

It's Justin Trudeau!

 


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