Little Spazz

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I was inspired by Dr. Acula's "Satisfaction Brought Me Back" to make this little ditty about my own kitten!

Submitted: January 08, 2018

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*In loving exasperation of my kitten Treble*

 

Little kitten, running about

"Meow mraw mraaaaw MREEEAAAAOOOW"

Little kitten did give a great shout

*something shatters very loudly*

Little kitten, fjiopaDfjpkdojncWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNFE

"Mrew mreeeoooooow maw maw maw mew mew"

Little kitten, please don't walk on the keyboard

*trilling noises*

Little kitten.... I can't type if your biting me

"Mew mreow RUB MY TUMMY"

Fine fine, I can type single-handedly

Little kitten, where did you go? 

"FEED ME FEED ME, I'M GONNA STARVE"

What? I fed you three helpings not even two hours ago!

"I'M GONNA STARVE GONNA STARVE GONNA STARVE~ HEY!"

Yeah?

"WAIT!"

What?

"Are you writing about me?"

....Yes

"Huh... NOT ANYMORE!"

WAIT! NFIODNFnBCHDni fnnhiom

 

Now he's asleep, passed out on my bed
and I can't help thinking: "what the hell's going through his head?"

But no matter how noisy, how hyper, how wild
I know I'll regret when he's no longer a child

 

 

 


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