Announcing My Candidacy

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Let's not pretend anymore


 

"Hello, I know you'll be pleased to meet me. My name Is Mike Stevens, or at least that's what I tell my parole officer--eh, ha, ha! No, I've seen enough of Washington to realize I want some of that action, so today, I'm officially announcing I'll be a candidate for the United States Senate, for the seat being vacated by (name a Republican, any Republican who is smart enough to bail out.) I promise to work diligently for you, except when I'm too busy kissing donor ass. Because I will be beholden to my constituents, beware my claiming some unbelievably stupid things, okay? 'Pay no attention to the two faces". Corporations, make your checks payable to Mike Stevens, spelled with double-dollar signs." 


Submitted: January 12, 2018

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hullabaloo22

Haha! As if! Brilliantly done, Mike.

Fri, January 12th, 2018 6:18pm

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Thank you, Hull!

Fri, January 12th, 2018 10:34am

jaylisbeth

This is absolute gold, Mike!!!

Fri, January 12th, 2018 6:53pm

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Thank you much, J.B!

Fri, January 12th, 2018 11:51am

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