If The Animals Could Talk

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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: Romance  |  House: Booksie Classic

Submitted: January 12, 2018

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On the big scale ,

who cares about the whale?

I'll never see one anyway

or listen to the tales.

On the grand scheme ,

what's another cow ?

Just another piece of meat to me anyhow.

If the animals could talk

they'd be cursing my name .

I'd be getting death threats

if they could write.

And if the animals could shoot

I'd be hanging on a wall .

They could get me first

so I better get them all.

On a sad note ,

I wouldnt want to be a seal .

My anniversary's coming up

and the mall has got a steal .

On a fur coat ,

It's a hundred percent real

and with that leather handbag

you've got yourself a deal.

On second thought ,

It's bad to be a sal .

The freezers are now empty

so let's go out of town.

And pay the farmer's spouse

for a hundred pounds of pork

straight from the slaughter house.

It's too bad ,

that a horse's life is doomed .

Summertime is over

the beginning year of school .

In art class ,

it's hard to paste the pictures

when you've ran out of glue.

If the animals could talk

they'd be cursing my name .


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