'Tip Toe "Round The Donald'

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Song parody


Tiny Tim--'Tip Toe Through The Tulips'

 

Tiptoe through the window
By the window, that is where I'll be
Come tiptoe through the tulips with me

Oh, tiptoe from the garden
By the garden of the willow tree
And tiptoe through the tulips with me

Knee deep in flowers we'll stray
We'll keep the showers away
And if I kiss you in the garden, in the moonlight
Will you pardon me?
And tiptoe through the tulips with me

Maybe it's flowers you stray will be the showers of life
And when I kiss you in the garden in the moonlight
Will you pardon me and tiptoe through the tulips with me?

Songwriters: Roger Christian / Gary L Usher

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Gargantuan Mike--'Tip Toe 'Round The Donald'

 

Tip toe, through the White House,
for it's the last place, you want to be
And tip toe 'round The Donald, "f*** me!"

Glimpses of the rose garden,
such a peaceful scene
And tip toe 'round The Donald, "f*** me!"

Nut deep in horseshit, and frightened.
get ready, don the knee pads
get ready for reamage, while kissing his ass
for he's sure do be mighty mad
and you'll tiptoe 'round The Donald, "f*** me!

Could be his anger scars you for life,
for sure his angry words will cut like a knife
when he goes of, you'll tiptoe 'round The Donald, "f*** me!"


 

 


Submitted: January 15, 2018

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hullabaloo22

I think I'd sooner stay away. Nice one, Mike.

Mon, January 15th, 2018 6:40pm

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Thanks, Hull!

Mon, January 15th, 2018 10:45am

jaylisbeth

Very well done, Mike!

Mon, January 15th, 2018 7:44pm

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Thank you, J.B!

Mon, January 15th, 2018 11:56am

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