'Little Known' Contest

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Song Lyrics  |  House: Booksie Classic


I noticed I had the wrong description up, 'doh!'


 

Little Known

 

'This isn't a contest for novice music lovers, this is heavy duty--you have to be a fan of underground metal, in other words, you really have to know your metal shit! See if you know as much as a music-smart ass knows:

 

This band had a metal-from-country hit in 1991,was it, A--'Square Dancers of Fire', 'Trailer Park Warriors' or C--'The Corn-Nutters'

 

This band's song, "Double D Juggling' was banned on Religious, Dance, Pop, Metal, Talk, Top-Forty, Bottom 500, and Children Under Fifty Radio--was it, A. 'Someone Else's Chest-Pounders', B. 'Unrestrained Tool Fools', or C. 'Bronco Billy and Zipperless Villagers

 

This band had a flirtation with fame with the song, 'I Am Hercules"in 1996, and went into the molded wind chime business, was is A. "Zeus's Buddies', B. "Steam of Vesuvius", or C. "Metal Roundoleers"


Submitted: January 24, 2018

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hullabaloo22

Ha! I don't believe a word of it, Mike! Hilarious stuff.

Wed, January 24th, 2018 7:36pm

jaylisbeth

Funny and clever, Mike! Brought out a laugh.

Wed, January 24th, 2018 9:33pm

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Thanks, J.B. and I'm glad!

Wed, January 24th, 2018 1:47pm

Dr. Acula

Only bands I can think of that this remind me of are, Type O negative and Manowar.
Nice re-wording of song titles though )))

Thu, January 25th, 2018 1:20am

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Manowar--the Spinal Tap of metal--thanks, Doc!

Wed, January 24th, 2018 5:48pm

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