Stable Advice

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Poems

Knights may come and knights may go, but this knight has another job. --- Ya Know?

Submitted: January 29, 2018

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Submitted: January 29, 2018



An unlikely knight witnessed a sight

Horrendous, Tremendous, and oh so bad!

There was a Beast. ---12 foot? --- At least!}

Entering the land of "Forever-Sad".


In the beast's claw was a stable-boy

Round and plump and chewy.

There was no doubt what this was about

A stable-boy brunch --- bloody and gooey.


So the knight made hast, no time to waist

When chasing beasts so greatly defiled

On a trusty steed and a friend indeed

Into the land of the Dangerously-Wild.


Once inside a forest was seen

And the knight heard the boy in great alarm

So without being coy --- rode to the boy

With sword in hand and shield at arm.


The battle raged as battles do

And the knight was the sole survivor.

Now the boy tells the tale of a knight named Gale

And advises, {don’t ever mess with my Mother!"}.



D. Thurmond / JEF


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