Best Comebacks Ever

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Best comebacks for anyone. If it offends you then that means it works.

Submitted: January 31, 2018

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Best comebacks ever made in a list: My favorite comeback is - If I wanted to kill myself I’d climb to your ego and jump to your IQ.

Top Ten Comebacks for Know it Alls

  1. Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.
  2. Since you know it all, you should know when to shut the f**k up.
  3. You would argue with a fence post.
  4. Being right isn’t nearly as important as knowing when to shut up.
  5. Rather than us agreeing to disagree why don’t you just be quiet.
  6. Try being informed instead of being opinionated.
  7. Everything we hear is an opinion not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective not a truth.
  8. Open your mind not your mouth.
  9. Since you know everything, then you know you’re an asshole.
  10. I didn’t realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it!  Continue while I take notes.

Top ten comebacks kids can use at school

  1. Where’s your off button?
  2. Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.
  3. You should use glue stick instead of Chap Stick.
  4. I’ve been called worse by better.
  5. I don’t hate you, I’m just simply not excited about your existence.
  6. If you’re waiting for me to care, you better pack a lunch. It’s gonna be a while.
  7. You would be much more likable if it wasn’t for that hole in your mouth that noise comes out of.
  8. Is your drama going to have an intermission soon?
  9. I make my haters my motivators!
  10. If you can’t be kind, then be quiet.

Top Ten comebacks for Fake Friends

  1. I hope that bus you threw me under swerves and hits you on the sidewalk.
  2. I’d rather have an enemy that slaps me in the face than a fake friend who stabs me in the back.
  3. Fake friends are like shadows, always there at your brightest moments. But nowhere to be seen during your darkest hours.
  4. Revenge, I’m too lazy. I am going to let karma fuck you up.
  5. Friends are like boobs. Some are big, some are small. Some are real and some are fake…..
  6. Some people come into your life as a blessing as others come as life lessons.
  7. Enemies are better than fake friends.
  8. True friends will always find a way to help you. Fake friends will always find an excuse.
  9. Honesty is better than sugar-coated bullshit.
  10. If you’re absent during my struggle, don’t expect to be present during my success...

Top Ten Comebacks for a Gossip

  1. If you have a problem with me, tell me, not everyone else.
  2. It doesn’t bother me that you talk about me behind my back. What bothers me is you don’t get all your facts right.
  3. What’s that? You heard a bunch of shit about me from someone who hates me? That shit MUST be true!
  4. If it’s not your story to tell don’t tell it.
  5. I never judge someone by the opinion of another.
  6. If you didn’t hear it with your own ears, or see it with your own eyes. Don’t invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!
  7. Rumours, carried by haters, spread by fools and accepted by the ignorant.
  8. Those who gossip to you will gossip about you.
  9. Rumours, I found cut so much about myself didn’t’ even know
  10. If it doesn’t involve you it shouldn’t concern you.

 


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