The Minion

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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic


This is just a little humor folks. Very little.

Submitted: February 01, 2018

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  The Devil was sitting in his office looking at his computer. He had his cell phone also sitting on his desk. There was a knock on his office door and bid them to come in. One of his many Minions came into his office and moved over to his desk.

 

  “You wanted to see me Boss?” the Minion asked.

 

  The Devil looked up from his computer screen and smiled at him. “Yes yes. I have been checking out your work and I must say I'm very pleased with your progress” he said as he looked at the Minion.

 

  “Well that's good sir. I'm glad you are happy with my work” the Minion said.

 

  The Devil looked at his computer screen and punched a button and then he almost laughed. “Yes yes. You're doing a wonderful job. You're creating havoc with people's language and that's simply wonderful. I couldn't have asked for more” the Devil said.

 

 “Well good sir. I try to do my best for you” the Minion said.

 

  The Devil read a little more on his computer screen and then he glanced at his cell phone. “This is great work Minion. You're work is undermining a lot of speeches and such. I couldn't have asked for more. I'm sure a lot of people are frustrated by your work and that makes me truly happy” the Devil said as he looked at his Minion.

 

  “Well that does make me happy sir. I'm glad. I do try to do my best” he said.

 

  “Yes, well I shall to make sure you get a bonus at the end of the quarter for your work” the Devil said.

 

  “Oh really sir?” “That's wonderful news” the Minion said.

 

  “Yes, now tell me what is your name so I can be sure to give you full credit. You know I have so many working for me” the Devil said.

 

  The Minion smiled at him and said “It's Auto sir, Auto Correct”.


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