Hey--Confucius Still Talking!

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic


The wisest ass!


"Humor in eye of beholder, and no for every eye"
 
"Some eyes wear shades, so humor hard to see"
 
"Line fine between humor and rude"
 
"One man humor is other man no get" (see number one)
 
"No man should have to live without spell-check"
 
'All work, no play, make Confucius pecker"
 
"He who live in shit hole, need out"
 
"He who drink Kool-Aid, need slap, 'Quit drinking!" 
 
 
 


Submitted: February 02, 2018

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hullabaloo22

Haha! Some brilliant ones there, Mike. Especially impressed with the last piece of wisdom here. Excellent!

Fri, February 2nd, 2018 5:33pm

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Thank you much, Hull!

Fri, February 2nd, 2018 9:35am

jaylisbeth

I read these with you, Mike. Excellent !

Fri, February 2nd, 2018 11:40pm

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Thanks, J.B!

Sat, February 3rd, 2018 10:27am

jaylisbeth

Sorry for the typo, Mike, I meant to say I read these with joy***

Fri, February 2nd, 2018 11:41pm

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Typing the wrong (letter(s), that NEVER happens to me!

Sat, February 3rd, 2018 10:26am

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