Selfie Problems

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Submitted: February 02, 2018

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Selfie Problems

 

-  Have you had any problems with your mobile? I've had

nothing but trouble with mine. Everytime I take a selfie, the

photo of my face looks strange. There must be something

wrong with the mobile. My face has lines all over it. I look

like I'm an old hag! My eyes are black and hollow, I look 

like I'm disintergrating. Some of my teeth are gone, and the

remaining ones look rotten. I look so pale, and my hair looks

like a mad woman's from the nuthouse, and in the background

it looks like there's a big fire. I don't know, have you had any

problems taking selfies?

- No Darling, my mobile always makes me look resplendent!

- Anyhow I took the mobile back to the shop where I bought it,

and told the owner about my problems, and do you know what

he said? He said my mobile had a special feature, he called it

the Dorian Gray affect. He said my mobile took photos of my

soul. I told him I didn't know what he was talking about, and that

I either wanted a new phone or my money back, and do you 

know what he said? He said, " From what you've been telling

me lady, you need a priest. "  The tyke bastard!

- Come here darling, we'll take a selfie together. My phone 

takes brilliant selfies!

 


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