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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic


These are just some silly one liners that I have come up with. They're random and not really a short story and not really a poem so I thank you for your understanding. Its a little humor....very
little. :)

Submitted: February 02, 2018

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Time flies when you're comatose.

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All trees start out small.

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They say a fool and his money soon part company but they never give you their address.

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Of course the grass is greener on the other side of the fence. That guy can afford his water bill.

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Someone's gotta take credit for it. It might as well be me.

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When life hands you lemons, be happy. You just got some free lemons.

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Never poke a bear in the woods. Excuse me is there a safe place to poke them?

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I owe my good looks to Google.

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A bird in the hand means exactly that. You have a bird in your hand.

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I could never be too square. It's hard to find clothes that fit.

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Awww and the sequel Awww 2 and the poorly written remake Aww Chu.

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If you do make waves does that mean you aren't sitting still?

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I'm not really punney. I'm just written that way.

 

 


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