The Gnomeophobic

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Horror  |  House: Booksie Classic


Horror. Humour.

Submitted: February 03, 2018

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The Gnomeophobic

 

  They're in here again,

the garden gnomes!

Spreading dirt and weeds

all through the house.

Now,

one is in the bathroom,

trying to shave with my razor blades.

They've cut the mirror

and made it bleed,

there's blood all over the tiles.

I get a bucket of A.I.D.s

from the laundry to soak it up,

but there's a hole in it.

A.I.D.s drips

all over the living room.

The carpet is threadbare,

there's holes all over it,

it's going bald.

And the furniture is emaciated,

pale and thin.

The chairs look

like they're on their last legs.

I feel so weak,

I want to sit down,

but the chairs will never support my weight.

I feel so weak,

I need something to eat,

but the garden gnomes

have eaten my dentures.

And the garden gnomes

are pointing at me,

lying flat out on the floor.

The garden gnomes

are jumping on me,

jumping on me....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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