Kind Suzanne Zeus

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Romance  |  House: Booksie Classic


Suzanne Zeus was thinking about Rick DeVito again. Rick was a modest painter with brunette moles and chubby feet.

Suzanne walked over to the window and reflected on her sleepy surroundings. She had always loved grand Newton Abbot with its quickest, quaint quarries. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel healthy.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a modest figure of Rick DeVito.

Suzanne gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a kind, cute, tea drinker with hairy moles and tall feet. Her friends saw her as a hard, high-pitched hero. Once, she had even helped a friendly toddler cross the road.

But not even a kind person who had once helped a friendly toddler cross the road, was prepared for what Rick had in store today.

The hail pounded like gyrating kittens, making Suzanne relaxed. Suzanne grabbed a warped hawk that had been strewn nearby; she massaged it with her fingers.

As Suzanne stepped outside and Rick came closer, she could see the orange glint in his eye.

"I am here because I want affection," Rick bellowed, in a patient tone. He slammed his fist against Suzanne's chest, with the force of 9096 owls. "I frigging love you, Suzanne Zeus."

Suzanne looked back, even more relaxed and still fingering the warped hawk. "Rick, exterminate," she replied.

They looked at each other with delighted feelings, like two knobbly, klutzy kittens sitting at a very stable bar mitzvah, which had R & B music playing in the background and two articulate uncles rampaging to the beat.

Suzanne regarded Rick's brunette moles and chubby feet. She held out her hand. "Let's not fight," she whispered, gently.

"Hmph," pondered Rick.

"Please?" begged Suzanne with puppy dog eyes.

Rick looked anxious, his body blushing like a panicky, pretty piano.

Then Rick came inside for a nice cup of tea.

Submitted: February 07, 2018

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