Little Bundle Of Joy

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Horror  |  House: Booksie Classic


Horror. Humour.


Little Bundle Of Joy

 

My little bundle of joy

Has a face like a boil,

It scampers after me

Down the hall,

It bites me on the ankles

And on the balls,

I hit it with my walking stick

But on and on it crawls,

I hide inside the toilet

But it burrows through the walls,

I curse the day I bought it

At the shopping mall!


Submitted: February 12, 2018

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Sharief Hendricks

Hilarious !

Wed, June 24th, 2020 10:20am

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Thanks Sharief, it's amazing what you can buy with Mastercard!

Wed, June 24th, 2020 5:47am

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