The Weather Girl

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Horror. Humour.

Submitted: February 12, 2018

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The Weather Girl

 

  Andy loved watching  channel Seven's news and weather, 

especially the weather. When the weather girl was on he'd

sit on his lounge with some tissues, and enjoy himself. But then

one night he couldn't get channel Seven. " Oh no! " he screamed,

" My reason for living is gone! "

  Andy checked that his television was plugged in right, it was.

The next day Andy checked his arial, he checked all his 

connections, but they were all okay. He checked if his neighbours

had a problem. No, it was only him. Then he thought, " God

is punishing me! " So he checked the palms of his hands, they

were covered with warts and hairs.

  Just then Andy's doorbell rang, so he got up and answered it,

and there stood the weather girl, even more beautiful in the

flesh. Andy was stunned.

- I heard you were looking for me?

- Well kind of. How do you know where I live?

- I've been stalking you for years!

  She bent towards Andy, " She's gonna kiss me! " Andy nearly

exploded with excitement, but then he saw her teeth.

  She took a great hunk out off Andy's neck, and ripped open 

one of his carotid arteries.

 

 


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