'The Safe School Hallways Deterrent Tank'
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Essay by: Mike S.
"Before we hear more whiny liberals calling for stricter gun laws--"the only thing that will stop a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy with a gun, or a bigger gun." If the latest school where a battle field erupted on their campus had purchased the new 'Safe Hallways School Violence-Deterring Tank'--the mass shooting yesterday would have been easily avoided. When the perpetrator knows his head will explode like an over-ripe watermelon, due to the presence of our new tank, he'd have thought twice, because the only thing these multiple, almost daily school shooting have in common, is the deep level of reasoning of the shooter. Short of arming teachers, staff, students, delivery drivers, parents, babysitters picking up the student, and people who happen to be passing by, the new 'Safe Hallways School Violence Deterring Tank' is the next best thing."*
*The Official School Hallway Deterrent tank of the NRA
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Yeah, that's the answer -- just go get a bigger one! Excellent, Mike!
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Thanks, Hull!
I wish something would be done, Mike. I love the essay.
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Thanks, J. B, you and me both!
Next they're going to use thermal-tracking artillery planes and Apache helicopters to 'deter' violence.
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Yeah, I mean, were do you draw the line?
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