Stir Fry

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Horror. Humour.

Submitted: February 23, 2018

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Stir Fry

 

- Madam would you like some chilli sauce on your stir fry?

- Yes thanks.

- A glass of wine?

- Yes that would be nice.

- How did you find out about our restaurent?

- My husband recommanded it to me. He comes here 

sometimes when he's working. Jim's his name, do you

know him?

- Yes, I think so.

- This meat has a rather delicate flavour. I've never had

anything like this in a stir fry before. What is it?

- Well between the two of us madam, it's from a foetus.

- A foetus!

- Yes madam we have a large selection of dishes using 

the meat from a foetus, though we don't advertise the fact,

as I'm sure you understand. We have dishes using the eyes,

brains, ears, and genitals from foetuses, and other body 

parts. The meat from a nine month old foetus is especially

popular with our customers, they like to eat the flesh straight

from the bone. I've a friend who's a feminist philosopher, 

she's very helpful, she has loaned our cook some of her 

excellent recipes.

- But where do you get the foetuses? From abortion clinics?

- Oh no Madam! They would never let us have them, they

throw them out, it's a waste! No madam we kidnap pregnant

women, there never seems to be a shortage. Sex is still

very popular. Would you like to have another glass of wine?

- I better not, I think I'm pregnant myself.

- Your husband will be happy.

- I'm not sure.

- I'm sure he'll come round to the situation.

- And what do you do with the women after you've aborted

their foetuses? Send them home I hope?

- Oh no madam, we keep them on our estate to have more 

children. Our cook helps out with that too. He's quite a stud.

Speak of the devil, here he is now!

- Jim I thought you were at work?

- I am!

 

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