'Swamp Overflow Emergency Flow Suck'

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How's that swamp-draining working out for you, Don-Child!

Submitted: February 25, 2018

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Submitted: February 25, 2018

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"You promised to 'drain the swamp,' but actually, water's coming in, threatening to burst the dam behind the swamp, endangering the millions and millions who live below the dam. Up until now, each person would have to buy a life vest and hope that somehow they survive the massive wall of water threatening to race from the bust dam and engulf them. Now, with the purchase of the new 'Swamp Overflow Emergency Flow Suck", new from Vladivostok Instruments, you can guaranty the safety of millions.*"

 

*Purchasers must be the duly-elected President of the United States

 

 

 


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