The Not So Accidental Kidnap

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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic


Harmony kind of got kidnapped. But not on purpose. There is a reason for everything, you just have to read to find out.


/Chapter 1- “I wasn't supposed to see that was I?”

One normal day, I saw a spider, and then called my older brother Bryaninto my room.

“Bryan, baby… you know you’re the best brother ever,” I say.

“What do you need Harmony?” He sighs coming into my room. I pointed to the humongous spider across the room.

“You didn’t even do anything to kill it?” Bryan says.

“I tried EVERYTHING” I whine. Bryan shakes his head and smiles at me.

“I remember when you were little you called me every night to put you to bed because you were scared of the monsters under your bed,” He recalls, laughing, while killing the murderous spider. Oh yeah, I’m 17 and Bryan is 23. Our parents died in a car crash a while back. No one liked them anyways.

“Bry, can I go out to get some starbucks, I’ll get some for you if you let me go?” I ask with my puppy dog eyes no one can resist.

“Fine, 15 minutes top okay?” Bryan cooperates. I nod, get my stuff, and got out of the huge house of mine. Also forgot to tell you, Bryan is kind of rich. I walked to starbucks to order my carmel frapp. While I was walking home I heard a trash can fall over and lots of noise in- go on, guess where I heard it.- yes you are right! An alleyway. Everyone loves those don’t they.

I sneak through the alley way stepping over some homeless people. I kept hearing voices until I heard a trigger being pulled back.

Then I did the stupidest thing someone could ever do.

I spilled my coffee.

“Dang it! My coffee!” I say a little too loudly. I look up and see a gun pointed at my face.

“Oops, I wasn’t supposed to see that was I?” I say sheepishly.

“I’ll just leave now” I say. I turn around really slowly and see the homeless people I stepped over, in my face.

“JESUS!” I yell, “personal space and toothpaste have you heard of those things?” I say. And then the next thing you know, I get knocked out.

 

Chapter 2- “ The Mute Ninja”

When I wake up, i’m in a bed. I look up to see some really hot dude standing there reading the book, the hunger games

“Hey, I love that book,” I say. He looks up and just nods and leaves the room.

“Rude much,” I mutter. “Good thing I took karate class” I say smirking. I take my bobby pin out of my hair and pick the lock. The door opened, I smiled and sneaked out downstairs, only to find that dude folding his arms, and shaking his head.

“Naive little girl.”

I looked around, confused who had spoken. I look behind me and there was this little hoe who was caked in makeup standing there.

“Who the f are you?” I say.

“It’s Brittany bitch,” She says snapping her fingers.

Called it my inner self said.

“Whatever,”

We took a chonce, god knows we tried, but all along I know we’d be fine. So pour me a drink, oh love, let’s split the night wide open and we’ll see everything we can, living love in slow motion, motion, motion-

 

 Forgot I still had that ringtone, I say laughing in my head.

 

I somehow look at my butt cuz my phone was in there. I run to a room and lock it before that dude could take my phone away from you.

“Hello, Bryan? Did anyone take my candy stash?” I scream through the phone.

“No…” I hear a whisper say through the phone.

“Bryan, I am warning you when I come back and I see one of my skittles gone you have to let me fly your helicopter.” I say.

“No! You’re gonna blow it up,” he says through the phone.

“No, why would you think that?” I say,

Everyone knows that if you saw any red button you would push it,” He says.

“No,” I lie straight through my teeth, even though everyone knows that I would probably do it.

“Whatever, did you get my starbucks?”

“Oh yeah, BRYAN I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED-” The door burst open and I had been dragged through out the hallway into a bedroom.

“YOU WERE WHAT?”

 

Chapter 3- “That dang red button”

“Move, move, move,” some other hot guy says.

“Where is Gray?” A girl says.

“He’s in the jet,” My ears perk up when I heard the word jet.

“Can I sit near the front please,” I ask. The ninja guy pats his seat beside him.

“What’s your name?” He just shook his head and put his finger to his lips. I put my head on his shoulder and fell asleep.

When I woke up ninja man was gone. I took off my seatbelt and walked to the front of the jet.

“Hey you,” I say tapping the guy who was flying the jet on the shoulder.

“What?” He says keeping his eyes on the sky.

“Why do you only get to fly the jet? Why can’t I fly it?” I ask.

“Do you know how to fly a jet?” he asks.

“Yah, my brother taught me,” I lied. The guy looked unsure at first but then handed the controls over to me.

“Please don’t crash the jet,” he says. I look at the red button, I so dearly wanted to press, and then at the dude.

“No promises,”

“Wait, What?” the dude yelled. Then I pressed the red button.

Self destruct in 1 minute. The computer says.

“What the hell!” The hot dude, which I learned his name was Kian, says.

“There are only 4 parachutes and there are 5 of us.” The girl, whose name is Alicia (Ally), says.

“Do we have a plan?” I say worried. Alicia looked at me with such hatred.

“Yah, we’re leaving you, see you in hell,” Alicia says as she takes a parachute and jumps of the jet. The ninja put a parachute on everyone except him and me and then pushed everyone of the jet.

“What about us?” I say with tears streaming down my face. He puts the parachute on both of us.

“You know that’s not going to work right?” I say full on sobbing this time.

“I’ll make it work,” and then we jumped off the jet. I closed my eyes waiting for the impact of my body to hit the ground and kill me instantly. But it didn’t happen. When I opened my eyes I was on top of the ninja dude.

 

Chapter 4- “Possibly making more than a friend”

 When we found some shelter in wherever we landed I started to ask some questions.

“Why did you kidnap me?” I asked Gray (The guy who was getting ready to shoot some other guy)

“That’s none of your business” he said narrowing his eyes at me.

“Well I’m pretty sure it is my god dang business because you are the one who did it,” I angrily yell. He got up from his chair and came closer with a fiery look in his eyes. He got up all in my face and said,

“Well, princess,” he spat, “You better making sure it’s not your god dang business and stay out of it.”

“You’re such an A hole that your actual A hole is jealous,” I spat at his face after I said that.

“Omg, can we keep her!” Kian shouts behind Grayson. Grayson ignored him and pushed me into a wall.

“You wanna say that again?” he says menacingly.

“Actually, how about I show you what i’m talking about,” I say with a smirk on my face. By this time everyone was surrounding us. Grayson looks at me confused, after I got the look I wanted, I kicked him in the balls. He crumpled to the floor holding his family jewels.

“You freakin bitch!” Alicia shouts at me while running to the freezer to get ice for Grayson. She runs over to Grayson giving him the ice pack.

“We have to keep her, because that was freaking awesome!” Kian shouts hugging me. “From now on, you are my wife,” everyone paused what they were doing. “Wife in crime,” he says rubbing the back of his neck while blushing. He looks around, takes an onion ring out of nowhere and bends down on one knee.

“Harmony Rainhart-” he says before I interrupt him.

“How do you know my name?” I question him.

“The internet is a very helpful place,” he says smiling. “Anyways, Harmony Rainhart, will you make me the happiest man alive and be my wife?” he asks. Everyone looks at him again. “Wife in crime?” he says correcting his sentence.

“Yes,” I say. He puts the onion ring on my finger. He picks me up from the floor and swings me around.

“I have a wife!” he shouts.

 

Chapter 5- “The zoo”

“We’re going to the zoo” Grayson says.

“Why?” Everyone says surprised by Gray's words.

“So I can’t go to the zoo without having a reason?” Gray says acting hurt.

“I don’t care, I wanna go the zoo, so leggo,” I say dragging Kian to the car.

At the zoo….

“Hello, where would you like to go first?” The woman says.  

MONKEYS!” Me and Kian shout at the same time.

“Monkeys it is I guess,” Gray says trailing off. When we got to the monkeys I noticed one little monkey that got out of their cage, good thing I was carrying a huge backpack… a few hours later it was time to go.

When we got back I went to the basement and took the baby monkey out of my backpack.

“Hey there little man,” I say to the monkey.

“I’m going to call you Mo,” I went upstairs to get a banana for Mo. When I came back he was gone.

“HARMONY!” I hear Gray yell from upstair.

“Yes..” I trailed off.

“What’s this?” Gray says while holding Mo on his arm.

“Before you say anything I promise me and Kian will take good care of Mo” I say.

“Why me?” Kian says.

“You are my husband so you need to help me,” I say

“Fine,” Gray mumbles as he handed over Mo to Kian. I take Mo from Kian,

“You can’t be any trouble because then we’ll have to take you back, okay?” I ask Mo. To my surprise Mo nods back. He is either copying my moves or he can actually understand me.

 

Chapter 6- “Mo did something bad”

 “MO! WTF?!” I yell at him while I look around at the mess he had created.

“Babe, don’t yell at him, he’s just a monkey it’s not his fault.” Kian says rubbing my shoulders.

“Yah, you’re right, it’s not his fault, IT’S YOURS” I scream at him.

“No! It’s no one's fault.” Kian says.

 

5 hours ago….

“I’m going to go and buy some food for Mo, watch him and DON’T let anything happen, ok?” I tell Kian.

“Yes ma’am” Kian says as he salutes me.

“Now be a monkey for mommy ok?” I say hugging Mo on my way out. He nods his head and jumps from my arms to Kians. With that I closed the door behind me.

 

Mo’s p.o.v

Mo is a simple monkey really, when he sees someone he doesn’t like he does things people don’t like. When his mommy left Mo clinged on to his daddy for like 2 minutes until he fell asleep. Now, Mo felt like a mischievous monkey tonight so he went to explore the house. When he went upstairs he found the ninja asleep in his bedroom. So Mo went into his bathroom. That very day Mo discovered deodorant.

Mo picked it up and took a bite out of it. His face morphed into disgust as he spit out the yucky thing. He took the deodorant and shredded it in pieces all across the floor. He took some shaving cream and made a masterpiece on the ninjas face. Mo liked this shaving cream a lot so he put some down the ninjas pants.

Next he went to Kian's’ room. He took some Dove soap and put it down his daddy’s shirt and pants and all over the floor. Then he really had to use the bathroom. He did his business (on his dad’s bed) and went to the next room.

Next he went to Alicia’s room. Before he went in there he went to the kitchen and got some food because he was hungry. The banana wasn’t ripe so he spit it out on Alicia and dumped everything on her because he wasn’t hungry. With that Alicia woke up.

“What the heck are you doing here, you disgusting animal!???????????,” she screams. Now as you know, when monkeys get scared they, you know, poop. So when Mo did that he picked it up and flung it around. Because that’s what monkeys do, so don’t judge him. Unfortunately, that poop landed right in Alicia’s mouth.

Alicia stood there in shock, then she screamed, which made Mo run downstairs into the living room. He hopped on a remote and the speakers blared on.

 

SO WE’RE TAKING THE LONG WAY HOME, CUZ I DONT WANNA BE WASTING MY TIME ALONE, I WANNA GET LOST AND DRIVE FOREVER WITH YOU, TALKIN’ ‘BOUT NOTHIN’ YEAH WHATEVER BABY SO WE’RE TAKING THE LONG WAY HOME!!!

 

As the radio blares Kian finally woke up from his 2 hour “nap”

“What the heck happened.” and that’s when Harmony walked in and all the chaos started.

That brings us back to the beginning.

“What the heck happened here!” Harmony yelled at Kian. Kian looked at Mo with a panicked look. Mo just shrugged and hid behind his mother.

“Hey, don’t you dare play guilty, both of you,” She says as she steps beside Mo so he wasn’t hiding behind her.

“I only took a quick nap, for like 5 minutes,” Kian said as he hid his head behind his shirt.

“Well in that “5 minutes” Harmony said as she put air quotes around the 5 minutes. “This happened,” Harmony screamed at Kian.

Harmony’s p.o.v

“MO! WTF?” I yell at him while I look around at the mess he had created.

“Babe, don’t yell at him, he’s just a monkey it’s not his fault.” Kian says rubbing my shoulders.

“Yah, you’re right, it’s not his fault, IT’S YOURS” I scream at him.

“No! It’s no one's fault.” Kian says.

“ENOUGH” Gray screams. “You both are going to take the monkey back to the zoo, do you understand?” Gray says. You could see the steam coming out from his ears. We both nodded and took Mo to the car and drove to the zoo.

When we got there I handed Mo to the zoo keeper.

“Promise me you’ll take the best care of him” Kian says, tears falling down both of our faces.

“I promise.” The zoo keeper says as he puts Mo back in his cage. Mo tried to escape from the zoo keepers arms but the zoo keeper held him back. There were tears in everyone’s eyes, even the zoo keepers. Maybe we would meet again. Just not anywhere near today.

 

Chapter 7- “The ninjas name”

I was in my room for 2 whole days with Kian mourning over Mo. The ninja even came up to my room multiple times to bring us food and mourn with us over Mo. When Kian went to get some groceries, Alicia came into my room, gave me a note, and left without a word. I opened the letter:

 

Dear Harmony,

I’m very sorry about Mo, come meet me at the garden I want to go somewhere with you.

 

I looked at the note and smiled to myself, I wonder who this could be… I went outside to the garden to see Kian hand me a envelope. I could see the hurt in his eyes when he handed me the note. He smiled but it didn’t reach his eyes. I opened it and read it with a smile.

 

You’re almost there only one more stop to go :) go to the flower shop. Gray should be there. Only one more stop to go!

 

I went to the flower shop to only find Gray with a smile on his face.

“You’re lucky you have someone to do this for you,” Gray says. He opens the car door and I get inside. He drives to a open field, gets out of the car, and opens the door for me.

“Thanks,” I say. He nods and drives away after he gave me another note.

 

You’ve made it! Now walk in the middle of the field and close you eyes,

-Ethan

 

Who is Ethan? I say in my head. I walk in the middle of the field and closed my eyes.

“Guess who?” Kian says while covering my eyes.

“Elmo?” I ask. I open my eyes as soon as Kian takes his hands off. I gasp as I see huge lights, flowers, and lots of food where a field used to be. What surprised me even more, was that the mute ninja was in front of me holding the last letter.

 

Now you know my name. <3

 

I look at the paper then at the ninja, the paper, ninja, the paper, Ethan.

“Your name is Ethan..” I say. He nodded and opened his arms for a hug, which I accept.

“Thank you sooooooo much, this definitely made me feel way better!” I say hugging each and everyone of them. As we partied for no reason I soon grew tired and went to bed.


 

Chapter 8- “Kidnapped, again.”

When I woke up, I wasn’t in my bed, instead I was on a unfamiliar couch. I struggled to get out of them. I saw a figure walk in front of me and bent down. He doesn’t look that bad.

“Well, well,-” he started to say. Of course until I interrupted him.

“Yah, yah, yah, I know, every bad guy always says that, i’ve watched the movies,” I say.

“Whatever, anyways, you are here because the person you are “living” with, is my nemesis, and I have heard a lot about you.”

“Funny,” I say chuckling, “because i’ve never heard anything about you, like ever.”

“What? Gray talks about me a lot” He says.

“No, no he doesn’t I have never in my life seen or heard about you before,” I say awkwardly as the dude began to pace around the couch.

“How could he? We are nemesis, he has to talk about me, I talk about him so much he doesn’t even know,” He says.

“What’s your name?” I say.

“Sid Crawford,” he said proudly.

“Oh my god, your name even sounds jerky,” I say laughing.

“Stop, you’re supposed to be scared of me,” Sid said whining.

“Enough Sid let me handle it,” Said a high pitched voice that I recognized right away.

“Britain bitch, how could you do this?!”

“It’s Britney bitch,” she said while snapping her fingers. “You stole Gray away from me so now it’s payback time,”

“I have a husband why would I want Gray?”

“I don’t know, don’t question me, bitch,” she says snapping her fingers in a ‘z’ formation.

“Look who’s talking,” I mutter under my breath. Right after that I felt a sharp sting on my left cheek.

“Oh you’ve done it now bitch, when I’m out of here I’m going to push you off a freaking bridge over and over again,” I say spitting at her.

“Does it look like I care?” She says, “Actually, don’t answer that question,” she mutters smacking her head.

 

She takes my phone and calls Gray.

“Harmony where are you? We’ve been looking everywhere for you,” Gray shouts frantically on the phone.

“Unfortunately, Harmony isn’t here, but I am. So here’s the deal, you come to me and stay with me forever and your precious little Harmony will come back,” She sneered through the phone.

“No,”

“WHY CAN’T YOU LOVE ME?” Britney screamed.

“Because I won’t, I never will, just give Harmony back. I need her”

Awkward silence.

“Sorry,” Grayson coughed, “I meant, we need her,” He says.

“You have 30 minutes to come to me or else, she dies,” with that she ends the call and slams my phone at a wall.

“That’s my phone!” I whine at her.

 

Chapter 9- “My fate depends on you”

Grays p.o.v

 “Everyone listen up!” I scream, “Harmony has been kidnapped by Britain or whatever her name is,”

“It’s Britney bitch,” Kian mutters under his breath like a recited line. “What do we have to do to get her back?” Ethan signed at me.

“She wants me to give myself up to her so we can live happily ever after,” I say sarcastically.

“I vote we wait it out because we all know that Britney can’t kill,” Alicia says.

“I vote we go there now and rescue her, what about you Gray?” Kian says. Ethan just waits there waiting for my decision.

“I say we-”





 

NOW LISTEN UP. YES YOU! RIGHT NOW YOU GET TO DECIDE HARMONY’S FATE, IF YOU AGREE WITH ALICIA THEN KEEP READING. IF YOU AGREE WITH KIAN THEN SKIP THIS PART UNTIL YOU SEE A “:3” OK, GOT IT? GREAT! LEGGO.
















 

Harmony’s p.o.v

They aren’t coming for me, it’s been 25 minutes and I’m cold, starving and scared. Sid tied me in ropes and I have a really bad itch somewhere. Britney came into the room with an evil smirk on her face.

“Looks like there’s no knight in shining armor to save the day now is there?” Britney says with a smirk on her face. I had tears streaming down my face as I coward away from Britney; she came closer.

“Sid,” she yelled, “get the things,” she took her fist and knocked me out.

When I woke up, I was in a chair tied up. Britney stood in front of me holding a knife.

“So what do you think I should do with this knife?” Britney said twirling the knife in her hands.

“Stab yourself,” I say. She looked at me and laughed.

“I could do that, but I want to do something to you, how about I cut all your fingers off? Or maybe I could stab your eyes out? Or I could carve your heart out, which one do you want. You have 30 seconds to choose or else I do all of them,”

“Whatever, see you in hell Britney Bitch,” and with that Britney plunged the knife into my eye, I screamed loudly enough to lose my voice. Let’s just say, I died a painful death.



















 

:3

 

Grays p.o.v

“Are you freaking crazy?” Kian shouted at Alicia, “She will kill her and I will not let that happen, not now, not ever,”

“Fine, let’s go, we have 10 minutes left,” I say grabbing my gun. I motioned everyone out the door into a black van.

When we got there I kicked open the door to see Sid slapping Harmony. I don’t even know what I did next because all I saw was red.

 

After we retrieved Harmony from Britney, we made sure that she went to jail for a long time. After what happened today I thinks it’s time that I tell her. I knocked on her door and opened it to find her writing in a journal.

“Hey, how’re you doing?” I asked.

“I’m doing good,” she said with a fake smile.

“That’s great, I just wanted to come by and give you this. You wanted to know the reason why we kidnapped you? Then here it is,” I say handing her an envelope. She opened it and read it. I saw her face morph into surprise, then sadness.

“How come you never told me?” She asked with tears streaming down her face. I sat on her bed and pulled her into a hug.

“I just had to wait for the right time, and I figured it was now, I’m really sorry I didn’t tell you,” I say.

“Then that meant I was, adopted?” She asked.

“Yeah, but really you are my little sister,” I say smiling.

“Oh my god, I kicked you in the balls,” she said laughing.

“Yeah, if anyone else did that I would’ve killed them, but I can’t kill my own blood now can I?” I say nudging her a little.

“Where is our mom and dad?” she asked.

“Ever since I joined the gang, they thought I was dead, you too. We have to keep it that way” I tell her. She nodded and asked,

“Did you tell anyone else?”

“Yeah, everyone else knows already,” She nodded again and laid back down on her bed.

“Do I have to stay here forever?” She asked. I nodded my head.

“Ok, I’m fine with that, but what about Bryan? He’s not related to me?” I shook my head no.

“We have to dump ‘your body’ in a lake so he thinks you’re dead,” I sadly say. She nodded her head.

“Let’s get going,”

 

Bryan’s p.o.v

 As I was taking the trash outside, I heard a noise from the lake behind our house. I went back inside and grabbed a flashlight. I looked down and shined the flashlight on the river just to see a body, Harmony’s body. I screamed, dropped the flashlight, and ran inside to call the police.

 

“911, what’s your emergency?” A woman's voice said on the line.

“My sister's body is in the lake and I think she is dead, she drowned,” I answered, my voice quivering.

“What’s your address?” She asked me. I told her my address then hung up.

 

I went back to the lake a few minutes later to find police and doctors putting my sister in a body bag. I cried and cried for hours, mourned for days knowing that my only reason left for living was dead. I was all alone now.


 

A few months later…..

“Breaking news! A boy named Bryan, age 24, hung himself in his house, he wrote a letter saying, I can’t live without you, I hope you forgive it, a world without you is a world without living. Please stay tuned while we take a short break,”

When Bryan died, he didn’t see his sister like he hoped he would, he didn’t celebrate his birthday in heaven with her, because little did he know, she was still living. He was forever lonely up there, forever regretting the choice he made.

 

Think twice before you take that risk.

 

Better yet, don’t take it at all.


 


Submitted: February 26, 2018

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