The East Indian

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Only the East Indian

Submitted: February 27, 2018

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Submitted: February 27, 2018

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Only the East Indian is capable of:

1. comparing India and USA without flinching an eye and without even realizing how comic it sounds to outsiders;
2. becoming a journalist who can masterfully convert American headlines into native equivalents;
3. taking the output of 2 seriously;
4. urinating in public while talking on cell-phone;
5. drinking sewer water and surviving;
6. living at a mental level lower than that of dogs and flies;
7. living at a physical level lower than that of dogs and flies;
8. watching movies where Londoners constantly talk in Hindi;
9. remaining impressed with movies mentioned in 8.


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