'Rudolf Song, Updated For Today

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Updated lyrics to better reflect the insanity we're living in

Submitted: March 01, 2018

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'Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer"

 

 

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen
But do you recall
The most famous reindeer of all?

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows

All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
"Rudolph, with your nose so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

Then how the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee
"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
You'll go down in history"

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows

All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
"Rudolph, with your nose so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

Then how the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee
"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
You'll go down in history"

 

 

 

 

'Don-Child The Orange-Haired Nightmare'

 

Your know Lincoln from history, Georgie and Nixon, the good and the bad from years this song's mixon
But do you recall, the most inept one of them all?

Don-Child The Orange-Haired Nightmare
His philosophy is one that blows
You couldn't help but see him,
On all the cable news shows

All of the many non-Trumpers
Used to laugh and call him names
Him, they never respected
He always tried to shift the blame

Then one shitty week in June, Or any month, pick one
"Don-Child why not get a clue,
Every thinker's sick of you"

Man, how the thinker's loathed him
As they shouted out with glee
"Don-Child The Orange-Haired Nightmare
You're the worst in history!"

Don-Child, The Orange-Haired Nightmare
A nose like Pinnocio
Could but help but see him,
On every cable news show

All of the many non-Trumpers
Used to laugh and call him names
Him, they never respected
He always tried to shift the blame

Then one shitty week in June, Or any month, pick one
"Don-Child why not get a clue,
Every thinker's sick of you"

Man, how the thinker's loathed him
As they shouted out with glee
"Don-Child The Orange-Haired Nightmare
You're the worst in history!"


 


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