The Politically Correct Ghost

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic


Humour. Spooks.

Submitted: March 08, 2018

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Submitted: March 08, 2018

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The Politically Correct Ghost

 

  Casper the politically correct ghost decided he had to

stop haunting castles in the English countryside, because 

he didn't want to upset people anymore.

  I have to stop offending people!

  He told himself.

  Casper decided instead to go down to Hell, and scare the

evil sinners down there.

- What you think ya doing down here?

  One of the denizens of Hell demanded.

- Scaring you! Boo! Boo!

- Ya don't scare us with that, we got Lucifer and all these 

flames to put up with! Ya just look like some idiot with a

sheet over him. Go on get out of here!

- But where will I go? I don't want to upset people.

- You should go to London.

  One of the other denizens of Hell suggested.

- London?

- Yeh go there, people won't find you scarey, not at all.

  So Jasper went to London. What he'd been told in Hell

was correct, the people accepted him there, they didn't 

think he was scarey. They thought he was just another

muslim woman in a nice clean burka...

 

 


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