Super Party Animal

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Party animal is a person who loves to dance, party and drink and also to make the most of a party. In short a person who parties hard and often. "Once Upon a Time in Mexico" there was a party
animal named Eva.

Submitted: March 09, 2018

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Party animal is a person who loves to dance, party and drink and also to make the most of a party. In short a person who parties hard and often. A person who ends up drunk on someone's lawn or who craves attention to such an extent that they will do anything to receive it? Probably, even if they wake up more often in someone's bed rather than on someone's lawn.

"Once Upon a Time in Mexico" there was a party animal named Eva. At parties she was usually "2 Fast 2 Furious" for most of the men. The guys who wanted to keep up with her needed a "Training Day" to be ready for "A Night at the Roxbury," Eva's favorite club. Once a guy named Paul got close to her on the dance floor and told her:

"I'm "Stuck on You."

She answered: "You're "Out of Time."

"I'm a man. "We Own the Night."

She answered: "Not anymore. "The Women" own it."

Eva was a "Girl in Progress" who didn't want to be "Knocked Up" just by any "Ghost Rider." She preferred to "Hitch" to get home rather than having this guy giving her a ride. She didn't "Trust the Man." She was "Cleaner" than what the guys thought. Eva believed that most men who talked to her at clubs had "Guilty Hearts." That's why she didn't want to start a relationship at clubs. "The Other Guys" witnessing what was happening were laughing.

Paul felt so humiliated by Eva's rejection that "Last Night" he got a heart attack and had to be taken to "ER" (emergency room). The doctor who attended him told him when his life was out of danger:

"You'll "Live!" "My Brother the Pig."

"Thank you bro for saving my life."

Answered Paul, grateful. This conversation between patient and doctor looks unreal. But let me remind you it's a work of fiction. However, I advise you not to call your doctor "bro." And don't worry, he'll never call you "My Brother the Pig."

Paul went back to the Roxbury. But he never tried to talk to Eva again. He just said to himself as he looked at her:

"Mortal Kombat: Conquest"

A few days later he got badly beaten by a group of children he was trying to rob popcorn at the baseball field. He just said to himself as he was leaving the baseball field swearing he would never ever try to bully children again:

"Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror"

"I have to be a little bit guarded, because I can be very open and I like to include people, but then again I have to remind myself to be careful."

Eva had a few bad experiences with guys like Paul who came to talk to her at clubs. Since she reminded herself to be careful she never had another bad experience.

"I don't like my men to be too ornate. I like them to stand back and let their women shine, and they should really wear the pants in the relationship."

She loved so much being the center of attention. She wouldn't allow a man to take away the attention from her. She liked to be the one ornate. Meanwhile, her man had to wear the pants at home. Eva is latino, she likes machos.

"I'm not an exhibitionist. But, honestly, for my art I'll do anything almost. I'll go there."

And "there" is where she is the center of attention, as her art is to exhibit herself.

"It's fun to be a woman. It's fun to flirt and wear makeup and have boobs."

To be the center of attention, and to drive men crazy.

"I love being naked. I do everything in the nude, even the gardening! We're Cuban, and it's a hot island. Why not go nude?"

Because men would go totally crazy every time they see Eva naked. Beside, if everybody walked around naked that would be the end of the fashion and clothing industry. So, why not go dressed? That's the question.

"I'm very comfortable with myself and my sexuality, but it doesn't define me. I also read books believe it or not."

We don't believe it. Except if the books she refers to are books about the Kamasutra or erotic novels such as Lady Chatterley's Lover.

"So, goodnight Eva. Did you know that "The Place Beyond the Pines" along the "Lost River" is the best place to "Clear History?"


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