Super Barbie

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Barbie is a fashion doll manufactured by the American toy company Mattel, Inc. and launched in March 1959. Barbie has become a cultural icon and has been given honors that are rare in the toy
world. Margot was Barbie. And no matter what Aqua (Danish dance-pop group) sings, "life in plastic, it's not fantastic."

Submitted: March 21, 2018

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Barbie is a fashion doll manufactured by the American toy company Mattel, Inc. and launched in March 1959. American businesswoman Ruth Handler is credited with the creation of the doll using a German doll called Bild Lilli as her inspiration. Barbie has become a cultural icon and has been given honors that are rare in the toy world.

Margot was Barbie. And no matter what Aqua (Danish dance-pop group) sings, "life in plastic, it's not fantastic." And there's not way you can brush her hair, and undress her everywhere. Being a "real girl,"... I mean, a "Barbie Girl" was the life Margot got.

She was a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world. She dressed up, was rock'n'roll, feeling the glamor in pink. Despite the appearances she was not promiscuous. Men were not allowed to kiss her here, touch her here, and no hanky panky. And saying, "I'm always yours," wouldn't change anything. Sorry guys!

Margot had a boyfriend whose name was not Ken. His name started with a "Z". Z for Zorro? No! "Z for Zachariah." He had the peculiarity to be big and short at the same time. That's why people called him "The Big Short." And no! He didn't wear shorts. He wore the pants in the relationship.

In the past Margot had dated "Peter Rabbit" and "The Wolf of Wall Street," Leonardo. But then she got tired of "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot," and left for the jungle. There, she found "The Legend of Tarzan," John Clayton III. Unfortunately, he was already married with American-born wife, Jane Porter.

Margot decided to go home and "Focus" "About Time" as it appeared she was never at the right place, at the right time. But her attempts failed no matter how hard she tried.

This was confirmed when she was confused with Harley Quinn, a crazed supervillain and former psychiatrist. Margot was a fan fave. Funny, crazy, scary. ... You couldn't come up with enough adjectives to describe all the different things you saw her do. In reality it was a description that would fit Harley Quinn. What happened was Margot not only was confused with Harley, she also impersonated her. Wrong person, wrong role model!

How did it happened!? Harley wanted to try if "Life in plastic, it's fantastic." She wanted men to brush her hair, undress her everywhere. And she wanted men to kiss her here, touch her there, hanky panky. And saying, "I'm always yours," would change anything. Enjoy guys! Margot and Harley swapped their life because Margot was tired of her image of "Barbie Girl." Harley wanted reduced sentence, without having to work for secret government agency led by Amanda Waller and execute dangerous black ops missions and save the world from a powerful threat. Haley didn't care about the world, she only cared about herself. In turn, Margot wanted to save the world from a powerful threat, to become a hero... I mean, a "blond bimbo girl hero."

Before her "change of destiny," what Margot had to say as a "Barbie Girl?"

"The '60s are my favorite decade - with the Cold War, the women's movement. And then there's the music, the fashion, the clothes, the hair."

Being launched in March 1959 she came just at the right time to enjoy the 60s. But wait a minute!... It's not possible as Margot was born in 1990. In 1959 it had to be her mother.

"I feel like I'm pretty good at doing my own makeup. I've watched a lot of people do my makeup, so I've been able to gauge what looks good and what doesn't."

She did Harley makeup to look like her. Then, she did her own makeup to look like Harley. Nobody realized they were both impostors.

"I just try to keep healthy more so than trying to be thin."

Some have complained that "the blonde, plastic doll Barbie conveyed an unrealistic body image to girls." That's why Margot put on weight so that nobody would accuse her of conveying an unrealistic body image to girls. Beside, looking anorexic is not healthy.

"My spirit animal is a monkey. Because I have really long arms and I like being up high."

Up high in the trees?

"I feel much more comfortable either up in a tree, or underwater. That's where I feel the most zen."

I guess she also needs long arms to be underwater... and a scuba diving gear.

"I have big feet. Do you know how embarrassing it is when you ask for a shoe and they look at you like, "No, we don't make these heels for Bigfoot, sorry."

Margot was a blond bimbo girl Bigfoot. When men bothered her she would just kick their ass. She never missed the target, thanks for being Bigfoot.

"So, goodnight Margot. Soon you'll live in a "Dreamland" listening to The "Suite Française" (French Suite) instead of living in a fantasy world."


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