Super Monster Hunter

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Hunting is the practice of killing or trapping animals, or pursuing or tracking them with the intent of doing so. Here, we will talk about a particular kind of hunting: monster hunting. Kate was a
monster hunter. In reality, Van Helsing was the monster hunter, but Kate joined him and became a monster hunter overnight.

Submitted: March 21, 2018

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Hunting is the practice of killing or trapping animals, or pursuing or tracking them with the intent of doing so. Hunting wildlife or feral animals is most commonly done by humans for food, recreation, to remove predators that are dangerous to humans or domestic animals, or for trade. Here, we will talk about a particular kind of hunting: monster hunting.

Kate was a monster hunter. In reality, Van Helsing was the monster hunter, but Kate joined him and became a monster hunter overnight. They had to kill Dracula so that their ancestors (Kate's ancestors) might enter Heaven. Believe it or not, hunting for food, recreation, to remove predators, or for trade were not always the only motivation for hunting. Enter Heaven was what made hunting a "spiritual quest." But it only worked with monsters. Who were the monsters in question? Dracula, Dracula's brides and the Wolf Man.

Van Helsing, Carl (a friar of the Holy Order) and Kate traveled by carriage to Budapest. The Wolf Man ambushed the carriage and bit Van Helsing before being killed. Carl determined that the bite of the Wolf Man was the only way to kill Dracula. As the Wolf Man, Van Helsing and Dracula battled. Van Helsing bit Dracula, who dissolved into a skeleton. Kate burst in and delivered the cure to Van Helsing who returned to normal.

Van Helsing was a legendary hunter of monsters. Meanwhile, Kate was an inexperienced monster hunter who became so overnight. It was just normal that Van Helsing did the job. Actually, he did it so well that he killed Kate in the process. But that was before returning to normal, he was still the Wolf Man when it occurred. That's a better excuse than killing under the effects of drugs or alcohol. Despite of it, this tragic event would "Haunt" Van Helsing for the rest of his life he spent "Shooting Fish" in a "Cold Comfort Farm."

By "Serendipity" Kate resurrected for the need of the story -How the hell would I keep writing a story about her if she's dead!?- Kate came back from the "Underworld" and woke up in "Pearl Harbor"... Sorry, I meant in a "Brokedown Palace" as "Pearl Harbor" is just too far from Romania. She walked on "Tiptoes" not to wake up the "Winged Creatures" (vampires) who were sleeping inside the palace. Kate was "Uncovered" (naked) as nobody wore cloth in the "Underworld," and it made her feel like "Snow Angels."

She was by herself in this new life "Whiteout" (without, sorry for mispelling) "Love & Friendship." She wanted "Nothing but the Truth" from the author (Me). I had to tell her why I brought her back to life, looking at her with "The Face of an Angel." She told me she wanted a happy ending this time. I promised her she would not end her life at "Stonehearst Asylum" despite suffering from female hysteria. I had to promise her "Absolutely Anything." Kate was so demanding, and made "Much Ado About Nothing." I was relieved when she got married with the "Prince of Jutland" at "Laurel Canyon." I could get back to writing instead of having to please her...

Kate was happier in her new life. Her marriage with the "Prince of Jutland" was not a disgrace.

"I'm very blessed to have a husband who appreciates me. Women feel sexy from feeling attractive and desired. Men feel sexy from having sex. If you can strike a balance where the man is having sex a lot and the woman is feeling desired enough to have sex, then you've figured out the secret to a marriage that's alive."

Her husband was a big fan of the Empire silhouette, a style in clothing involving corsets that disguised the stomach area or emphasized the bust. The corsets would constrict Kate's waistline in order to achieve a slender silhouette. Kate's secret to keep her marriage alive was wearing corsets to feel sexy, attractive and desired.

"If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humour was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided a lot of sex!"

More sense of humor and less corsets would have been beneficial for her marriage as humor is more important than sex for partnership. Sex is about passion, not partnership. In the long run marriage turns more into a partnership than a sexual relationship.

"People should realize women aren't just whores or virgins, I want to see women who are real human beings."

If men think about women as sexual objects they will define them as whores or virgins. If they think about women as human beings they will define them taking into account their physical appearance, personality, behavior, qualities, defects, cultural background, race, nationality... Human beings are so much more than just sexual creatures.

"Books have always helped me make sense of things. With any life experience, you can find someone who has documented it in a poetic way."

Women love poetry and poets because they understand the secret of their souls. Women want to be respected first, and don't respect men who think about sex first. It's about putting things (love, sex, respect, relationship, partnership, friendship...) in the right order... in a poetic way.

"So, goodnight Kate. "Evolution" and "Awakening" rather than "Rise of the Lycans" and "Blood Wars" is what you hope for in "Underworld 6."

 


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